Until the Real Thing Comes Along

Ohio State in 2026 will finally have a dedicated offensive coordinator, defensive coordinator, special teams coordinator and coaches for each position group. College football is on notice.

Bam Childress, 3, outruns the Gray defense of E.J. Underwood, 25, Will Allen, 4, and Steven Moore, 20, as he straddles the sideline on his way to a touchdown in the final quarter of the OSU spring game at Ohio Stadium, April 26, 2003.

THE SITUATIONAL: A Reason to See You Again

Ohio State broke The U in Tempe January 3, 2003. In order for the Buckeyes to achieve their primary program objective, Miami must stay broken.

coin toss of the 2003 BCS national title game

THE SITUATIONAL: Executioner's Song

Do you remember the last time Ohio State clinched the conference by playing Indiana?

The Situational

The Situational: After the Gold Rush

Ohio State's got quarterbacks for days, Wisconsin's flimsy dynasties for years, Alabama is the inspiration for a new bourbon cocktail this week and everyone's gaining seven pounds...

10 Dec 2014
by Ramzy Nasrallah

94 Comments

The Situational: Immortal Eyes

The Situational returns with Jalin Marshall's harassers, November SEC scheduling, winter bourbon cocktails and your Moment of Rinaldi.

19 Nov 2014
by Ramzy Nasrallah

76 Comments

The Situational: Wuthering Heights

The Situational returns with Cardale Jones taking flight, Urban Meyer already eliminated from B1G COY consideration and Big Blue Nation's impotent recruiting rage.

15 Oct 2014
by Ramzy Nasrallah

67 Comments

The Situational: Sunshine of Your Love

ESPN's football science, a hard-hitting investigation into Michigan's mysteriously redacted season tickets pitch, the Eleven Dubgate, bourbon Twinkies and more in the latest...

24 Sep 2014
by Ramzy Nasrallah

74 Comments

The Situational: Too Many Secrets

The Situational returns with Buckeye sadness and B1G badness, so we're garnishing bourbon with grilled peaches and reminding ourselves to be happy.

10 Sep 2014
by Ramzy Nasrallah

76 Comments

The Situational: Death to Smoochy

The Situational doesn't believe in Plan B QBs, accidental starters or blockable Adolphus Washingtons. It does, however, believe in bourbon.

20 Aug 2014
by Ramzy Nasrallah

74 Comments

The Situational: Murica Strong

The Situational basks in sweet freedom, admires Urban Meyer, appreciates World Cup soccer and mixes a bourbon cocktail for the hottest time of year.

03 Jul 2014
by Ramzy Nasrallah

76 Comments

The Situational: Championship Repellant

The B1G's lengthy national title drought, college football travel plans, Biggie Smalls predicting 9/11 and, as always, #situationalbourbon.

09 Apr 2014
by Ramzy Nasrallah

50 Comments

The Situational: Hello, Darkness

Featuring Sochi, Michael Sam, Woody-themed Valentines - and as always - bourbon.

12 Feb 2014
by Ramzy Nasrallah

37 Comments

The Situational: 2K Catorce

Happy New Year from Eleven Warriors. Let's get Situational.

01 Jan 2014
by Ramzy Nasrallah

9 Comments

The Situational: Factory of Sadness

The Situational mixes up a bourbon-powered master cleanse (!) and celebrates Michigan: Coolest big brother *ever*.

06 Nov 2013
by Ramzy Nasrallah

110 Comments

The Situational: Rested and Ready

The season debut & triumphant return of The Situational - starring LL Cool J and liquid patriotism.

16 Oct 2013
by Ramzy Nasrallah

34 Comments

The Situational: Season Finale

The Situational is a weekly look at college football miscellany, dead presidents, wagering, outright stupidity and sweet, sweet bourbon.

29 Nov 2012
by Ramzy Nasrallah

51 Comments

The Situational: Week 13

The Situational is a weekly look at college football miscellany, dead presidents, wagering, outright stupidity and sweet, sweet bourbon. Sometimes pretty ladies show up. Sometimes...

22 Nov 2012
by Ramzy Nasrallah

27 Comments

The Situational: Week 12

The Situational is a weekly look at college football miscellany, dead presidents, wagering, outright stupidity and sweet, sweet bourbon.

15 Nov 2012
by Ramzy Nasrallah

72 Comments

The Situational: Week 11

The Buckeyes are spending their bye week soaking in hot and cold tubs to help heal their bodies for Urban Meyer's final two adversaries: Bret Bielema's bloated wizardry and Brady...

08 Nov 2012
by Ramzy Nasrallah

75 Comments

The Situational: Week 10

The Oversigning Bowl between Alabama and LSU and a west coast matchup between Oregon and USC highlight this week's debauchery.

01 Nov 2012
by Ramzy Nasrallah

54 Comments

The Situational: Week 9

The Situational defends Urban Meyer's Florida mess, explores Andrew Johnson's legacy of yuck, and offers no defense for Desmond Howard's empty college football analysis.

25 Oct 2012
by Ramzy Nasrallah

38 Comments

The Situational: Week 8

The Situational delivers bad wagering suggestions, sound bourbon advice and miscellany weekly. College football is my master. Suzanne Vega should be brought up on charges against...

18 Oct 2012
by Ramzy Nasrallah

70 Comments

The Situational: Week 7

The Situational is a weekly look at college football miscellany, dead presidents, wagering, outright stupidity and sweet, sweet bourbon.

11 Oct 2012
by Ramzy Nasrallah

42 Comments

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