Hang On, Sloppy

Julian Sayin did not adopt 39 dogs from a New York shelter. The basketball program does not have a 70-year old ball boy. And the swim team isn't adopting cheeky bikini uniforms.

Ordinary People

One holding penalty was called in Super Bowl LVII, and it came with under two minutes left. Officials had been letting it slide. So what happened?

Feb 12, 2023; Glendale, Arizona, US; Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes (15) throws a pass against the Philadelphia Eagles during the fourth quarter of Super Bowl LVII at State Farm Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Matt Kartozian-USA TODAY Sports

SURVIVE AND ADVANCE

This crisis will have an end. Reaching it won't be easy or impossible.

Mar 8, 2020; East Lansing, Michigan, USA; Ohio State Buckeyes guard CJ Walker (13) is defended by Michigan State Spartans forward Malik Hall (25) during the second half a game at the Breslin Center. Mandatory Credit: Mike Carter-USA TODAY Sports

MURICA

Hang On, Sloppy: Every Day is April Fools

Julian Sayin did not adopt 39 dogs from a New York shelter. The basketball program does not have a 70-year old ball boy. And the swim team isn't adopting cheeky bikini uniforms.

01 Apr 2026
by Ramzy Nasrallah

45 Comments

Ordinary People

One holding penalty was called in Super Bowl LVII, and it came with under two minutes left. Officials had been letting it slide. So what happened?

15 Feb 2023
by Ramzy Nasrallah

73 Comments

Can an Offensive Lineman Make Good Sauce?

Ohio State legend Nick Mangold has a BBQ sauce. Does it succeed as well as he did on the gridiron? Let's have a taste!

08 May 2020
by Johnny Ginter

25 Comments

SURVIVE AND ADVANCE

This crisis will have an end. Reaching it won't be easy or impossible.

18 Mar 2020
by Ramzy Nasrallah

91 Comments

Trebek Trolls Michigan Man™

Winning a game show is great and all, but the scoreboard is the scoreboard.

February 29 2020
by 11W Staff

15 Comments

The Incomparable...Valravn at Cedar Point?

*Le Regiment begins playing* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

06 Jul 2019
by 11W Staff

62 Comments

The Situational: Made in America

Happy Independence Day from Eleven Warriors! Let's get Situational.

04 Jul 2018
by Ramzy Nasrallah

36 Comments

Hawaiians Changing Underwear En Masse

Hawaiians, many watching Florida battle Ole Miss on the hardwood, were shook to their core thanks to a false alert announcing an impending missile strike.

January 13 2018
by 11W Staff

21 Comments

Free Bloomin' Onion Review

A Michigan loss could make Bloomin' Brands a darling of Wall Street in 2018.

02 Jan 2018
by D.J. Byrnes

88 Comments

El Chaleco Rides Again

El Chaleco strikes again!

October 28 2017
by D.J. Byrnes

18 Comments

LSU WR Eats Popeyes, Gains Weight

Makes sense, actually.

August 11 2016
by D.J. Byrnes

45 Comments

Scammed

Ouch.

June 23 2016
by D.J. Byrnes

59 Comments

Balloon Scandal in Lincoln

Probably Bo Pelini's fault.

May 11 2016
by D.J. Byrnes

31 Comments

Dab Resurrected

You and I thought the Dab was dead... but maybe what is already dead cannot die...

April 01 2016
by D.J. Byrnes

24 Comments

NCAA Tourney State Production

The state of Texas produced 89 players on 2016 NCAA Tournament teams, the most among the 50 states, District of Columbia and other countries represented. Ohio is ninth overall with...

15 Mar 2016
by Eric Seger

6 Comments