Urban Meyer is back – in a few weeks.
12 hours after deliberations began on Wednesday morning, and after a circus of rumors, speculation and various food deliveries, Ohio State finally announced a three-game suspension for Urban Meyer and a 17-day suspension for athletic director Gene Smith.
The word of the day is exhaustion.
A HEAVY DOSE OF ICMYI. With how late the news came last night, you surely missed a strong bit of #content. So here's a quick rundown.
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While Urban Meyer is suspended for the first three games of the 2018 football season, he will be able to coach during practice weeks leading up to games against Rutgers and TCU.
WHAT A DAY. Wednesday was one of the most fascinating days on social media in recent memory, because there was constantly absolutely nothing happening, but also so much going on.
Here's a taste of what the day looked like:
That's former OSU kicker Vlade Janakievski, who operates a deli near campus. https://t.co/CahpduYT9e— Kyle Rowland (@KyleRowland) August 22, 2018
You will not believe this. Someone just had a pizza delivered to the Longaberger House for Urban Meyer - and it was the same delivery guy that delivered pizza to fans at the Urban rally pic.twitter.com/ZonlOQuniV— Doug Lesmerises (@DougLesmerises) August 22, 2018
So @DougLesmerises ran outside to chase the Papa John's guy, and it started a stampede of reporters thinking someone of note was in the parking lot. What a day.— Ari Wasserman (@AriWasserman) August 22, 2018
Ohio State fans, including Tennessee Jeff, are now outside the Board of Trustees meeting in Columbus. pic.twitter.com/OUVq3dBmlm— Eleven Warriors (@11W) August 22, 2018
Some people have Jimmy Johns in here and reporters are starting to turn on each other.— Ari Wasserman (@AriWasserman) August 22, 2018
To narrate what just happened: A couple reporters bolted toward the front door. That prompted a few more to quickly follow. Pretty soon, we were almost all outside. "What's going on?" I asked. "We don't know," was the answer.— Lori Schmidt (@LoriSchmidt) August 22, 2018
Multiple TV reporters just chased a random guy across the parking lot, thinking it was someone significant. Thats where were at here at the Longaberger Alumni House.— Dan Hope (@Dan_Hope) August 22, 2018
A man and a woman, who looked like cast members of Sons of Anarchy, came into the Longaberger Alumni House to use the bathroom. Def Leppard in the Schott later tonight.— Ari Wasserman (@AriWasserman) August 22, 2018
Theres an urban meadow on Ohio States campus. Perhaps today there will also be an Urban Meyer. pic.twitter.com/xFJx5BX2Ka— Kyle Rowland (@KyleRowland) August 22, 2018
Ohio State freshman DLs Tyreke Smith and Taron Vincent just went by on scooters. pic.twitter.com/ZikDzme0G6— Tim Moody (@TimLMoody) August 22, 2018
Tonight we have a special guest from the mainland singing a song from his Dracula musical. pic.twitter.com/G3AoijYdfp— Ari Wasserman (@AriWasserman) August 22, 2018
There are a small group of fans hanging out in the parking lot at the Longaberger Alumni House. Dont be those fans.— Andrew Lind (@AndrewMLind) August 22, 2018
Theres at least one media member asleep. I cant blame him.— Tim Moody (@TimLMoody) August 22, 2018
Freshmen use their I-Pads to write messages like Michigan Sucks and Free Urban as they surround Urban Meyers car at Longaberger Alumni House. This is really something. pic.twitter.com/1w1wLXUBZ5— Colin Gay (@ColinGay17) August 22, 2018
And one of my favorite parts of this all, Clark Kellogg came out at roughly 2 p.m. (which is still seven hours before an announcement was made), to grab a book he wanted to read.
Trustee @ClarkKelloggCBS just came out to get a book he wants to read. He said it's a "Good robust discussion and progress is being made." Kellogg said Urban Meyer has not been in the room with trustees during discussions.— Lucas Sullivan (@DispatchSully) August 22, 2018
Odds are, he finished it.
BIG TEN ISSUES A STATEMENT. The Big Ten issued a statement following Ohio State's announcement basically for the sake of making a statement.
"We support you in your decision, but even if we didn't we really couldn't do anything about it."
STRIP CLUB VISIT. Tucked away in the summary of the findings, was this gem of a story about Zach Smith blowing $600 – of his own personal money, mind you – at a Miami strip club while on a recruiting visit.
In May 2014, in connection with an out-of-town recruiting trip to Florida, Zach Smith ran up a significant bill at a local strip club along with another OSU football coach and one or more high school coaches.
according to an iPhone screen-capture of a checking account statement dated May 8, 2014, Zach Smith spent approximately $600 of his personal funds at a Miami strip club on May 8, 2014
Brian Voltolini was aware of the strip club visit during a Florida recruiting trip and that a high school coach or coaches were present.
Coach Meyer became aware of this incident, although he maintains not the amount of the expenditure, and reprimanded Zach Smith, warning him that if it happened again, he would be fired; Coach Meyer also revised the 2014 Coaches’ Manual to include a “morality clause” instructing staff to “[a]void strip clubs or venues that would embarrass The Ohio State University” and prohibiting “pornography . . . on any university issued computer, phone, IPad, etc.” Coach Meyer did not, however, report this incident to Athletic Compliance. We have provided the information obtained by the Independent Investigation of this incident to the Office of University Compliance and Integrity and the Athletic Compliance Office to investigate whether this conduct violated
That's all fine and to be honest, extremely on brand with all the very detailed information we've been forced to learn about Zach Smith's personal life the past few weeks.
What does get my eyebrows raising just a little bit is that first line that reads "along with another OSU football coach."
Makes you think, for sure.
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