Lane Kiffin's 29-Second Presser

By Jason Priestas on September 19, 2012 at 2:48p

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Buckeye Scottie's picture

How that d-bag has such a hot wife is beyond me....

tennbuckeye19's picture

If there's anything I learned in high school and college, its that for some reason a lot of hot chicks dig douche-nozzles.

buckeyeEddie27's picture

This is one of life's great mysteries.     extra points for using douche-nozzle.

I know there's a game Saturday, and my ass will be there.

RC's picture

A lot of hot chicks also dig money.

FROMTHE18's picture

How is he a head coach? Its been asked 1,000 times but this is one of life's greatest mysteries. 

GA-Buckeye's picture

He loans out his hot wife mentioned in the question above?

PWLafferty. TBDBITL. TRow.'s picture

New link?...

"I'm up there with Chris and Dave Pass, getting ready to broadcast that game, and that band came out of that tunnel, I was wiping tears out of my eyes and all the memories came back." ~Urban Meyer

Seth4Bucks's picture

Just posted it for you. :-p

PWLafferty. TBDBITL. TRow.'s picture

Haha thank you!! Sorry about that!

"I'm up there with Chris and Dave Pass, getting ready to broadcast that game, and that band came out of that tunnel, I was wiping tears out of my eyes and all the memories came back." ~Urban Meyer

M Man's picture

Isn't a 29-second Lane Kiffin press conference better than a 30-second Lane Kiffin press conference?  I know it's better than a one-minute or a one-hour Lane Kiffin press conference.  Just think of the children, for God's sake.

Menexenus's picture

Well done, M Man.

Real fans stay for Carmen.

Run_Fido_Run's picture

First prize is a one-week all expenses paid trip to Philadelphia.
Second prize is a two-week all expenses paid trip to Philadelphia.

aboynamedtracy's picture

Fact: Philly is the best city on the east coast for beer drinking.

Run_Fido_Run's picture

Didn't mean to pick on Philly, but that was an old WC Fields joke. People will use the same joke but replace Philly with other cities, like Toledo, OH or Modesto, CA.

Buckeyejason's picture

Douche's gone be douche's I guess. 


poop's picture

Yaba Dabba Douche!

BuckNutInAnnArbor's picture

I personally found that to be hilarious.  Props to him.

"...but then again 'Michigan' and 'huge mistake' are synonymous so that shouldn't have been much of a surprise to anybody."  - Mark Titus

SonOfBuckeye's picture

Agreed.  So many reasons to dislike him, but this isn't one of them.

buckeyefanatic's picture

I'm in this camp.
Dipshit reporters who are trolling for their 10 seconds of fame get their way but in the long run, they lose.  I assume the reporters are all there to get information about the team and not a 29-second video clip with the coach bailing.  If LK has said he isn't going to discuss ingury related info and someone wants to ask about it (especially if LK knows the guy is trying to push buttons) I'm fine with fine with him giving everyone the read-between-the-lines-fuck-off-while-I-walk-away routine.

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sir rickithda3rd's picture

hes a head coach bcuz like it or not his dad is one of the best defensive coordinators ever

mark may wins douchebag of the year... again

ODEEZ330's picture

monty kiffin though is the man as sir 3rd said

stark county football

rampageripster's picture

He had a policy about asking about injured players/specific palyers during practice.  The reporters that are on the USC beat know this policy.  The reporter decided to be a douchecanoe and test Kiffin on this.  Kiffin followed his policy and ended the conference.
Kiffin has done a lot of questionable things and I would hardly define him as classy, but I support him here.  He is taking away time to address the media after a practice when he probably has billions of other things to do and think about.  If he doesn't want to have to address every single player, he doesn't have to.  Hell, he doesn't have to do the presser if he doesn't want to.

Cause I couldn't go for three

jkrk's picture

True. I mean, in those 29 seconds he probably could've signed two 5-star recruits. Honestly, can you imagine what Urbz could do recruiting if he had SoCal weather?

Poison nuts's picture

Let's hope we never ever find out...

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