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Lane Kiffin's 29-Second Presser

Class act you have there, Trojans. (coachingsearch.com)

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Buckeye Scottie on 19 Sep 2012 - 2:51pm #

How that d-bag has such a hot wife is beyond me....

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tennbuckeye19 on 19 Sep 2012 - 3:13pm #

If there's anything I learned in high school and college, its that for some reason a lot of hot chicks dig douche-nozzles.

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buckeyeEddie27 on 19 Sep 2012 - 3:21pm #

This is one of life's great mysteries.     extra points for using douche-nozzle.

I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.

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RC on 20 Sep 2012 - 8:48am #

A lot of hot chicks also dig money.

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FROMTHE18 on 19 Sep 2012 - 3:13pm #

How is he a head coach? Its been asked 1,000 times but this is one of life's greatest mysteries. 

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GA-Buckeye on 19 Sep 2012 - 3:55pm #

He loans out his hot wife mentioned in the question above?

 

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PWLafferty. TBD... on 19 Sep 2012 - 3:21pm #

New link?...

"I'm up there with Chris and Dave Pass, getting ready to broadcast that game, and that band came out of that tunnel, I was wiping tears out of my eyes and all the memories came back." ~Urban Meyer

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Seth4Bucks on 19 Sep 2012 - 3:23pm #

Just posted it for you. :-p

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Seth4Bucks on 19 Sep 2012 - 3:22pm #

Link doesn't work anymore, they changed the story title

http://www.coachingsearch.com/component/content/article/1268-video-a-sho...

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PWLafferty. TBD... on 19 Sep 2012 - 7:00pm #

Haha thank you!! Sorry about that!

"I'm up there with Chris and Dave Pass, getting ready to broadcast that game, and that band came out of that tunnel, I was wiping tears out of my eyes and all the memories came back." ~Urban Meyer

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M Man on 19 Sep 2012 - 3:25pm #

Isn't a 29-second Lane Kiffin press conference better than a 30-second Lane Kiffin press conference?  I know it's better than a one-minute or a one-hour Lane Kiffin press conference.  Just think of the children, for God's sake.

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Menexenus on 19 Sep 2012 - 4:55pm #

Well done, M Man.

Real fans stay for Carmen.

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Run_Fido_Run on 19 Sep 2012 - 7:04pm #

Contest:

First prize is a one-week all expenses paid trip to Philadelphia.

Second prize is a two-week all expenses paid trip to Philadelphia.

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aboynamedtracy on 20 Sep 2012 - 7:09am #

Fact: Philly is the best city on the east coast for beer drinking.

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Run_Fido_Run on 20 Sep 2012 - 8:12am #

Didn't mean to pick on Philly, but that was an old WC Fields joke. People will use the same joke but replace Philly with other cities, like Toledo, OH or Modesto, CA.

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Buckeyejason on 19 Sep 2012 - 5:29pm #

Douche's gone be douche's I guess. 

Run_Fido's favorite word is strawman.

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poop on 19 Sep 2012 - 5:43pm #

Yaba Dabba Douche!

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tennbuckeye19 on 19 Sep 2012 - 5:44pm #

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BuckNutInAnnArbor on 19 Sep 2012 - 6:11pm #

I personally found that to be hilarious.  Props to him.

"...but then again 'Michigan' and 'huge mistake' are synonymous so that shouldn't have been much of a surprise to anybody."  - Mark Titus

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SonOfBuckeye on 19 Sep 2012 - 8:30pm #

Agreed.  So many reasons to dislike him, but this isn't one of them.

I clicked on it... I regretted it immediately...

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buckeyefanatic on 20 Sep 2012 - 12:22am #

I'm in this camp.

Dipshit reporters who are trolling for their 10 seconds of fame get their way but in the long run, they lose.  I assume the reporters are all there to get information about the team and not a 29-second video clip with the coach bailing.  If LK has said he isn't going to discuss ingury related info and someone wants to ask about it (especially if LK knows the guy is trying to push buttons) I'm fine with fine with him giving everyone the read-between-the-lines-fuck-off-while-I-walk-away routine.

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sir rickithda3rd on 19 Sep 2012 - 11:48pm #

hes a head coach bcuz like it or not his dad is one of the best defensive coordinators ever

mark may wins douchebag of the year... again

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ODEEZ330 on 20 Sep 2012 - 12:41am #

monty kiffin though is the man as sir 3rd said

O'Deez330
stark county football

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rampageripster on 20 Sep 2012 - 2:50pm #

He had a policy about asking about injured players/specific palyers during practice.  The reporters that are on the USC beat know this policy.  The reporter decided to be a douchecanoe and test Kiffin on this.  Kiffin followed his policy and ended the conference.

Kiffin has done a lot of questionable things and I would hardly define him as classy, but I support him here.  He is taking away time to address the media after a practice when he probably has billions of other things to do and think about.  If he doesn't want to have to address every single player, he doesn't have to.  Hell, he doesn't have to do the presser if he doesn't want to.

Cause I couldn't go for three

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jkrk on 20 Sep 2012 - 4:49pm #

True. I mean, in those 29 seconds he probably could've signed two 5-star recruits. Honestly, can you imagine what Urbz could do recruiting if he had SoCal weather?

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Poison nuts on 20 Sep 2012 - 10:56pm #

Let's hope we never ever find out...

The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.

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