PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
How that d-bag has such a hot wife is beyond me....
If there's anything I learned in high school and college, its that for some reason a lot of hot chicks dig douche-nozzles.
This is one of life's great mysteries. extra points for using douche-nozzle.
I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.
A lot of hot chicks also dig money.
How is he a head coach? Its been asked 1,000 times but this is one of life's greatest mysteries.
He loans out his hot wife mentioned in the question above?
"I'm up there with Chris and Dave Pass, getting ready to broadcast that game, and that band came out of that tunnel, I was wiping tears out of my eyes and all the memories came back." ~Urban Meyer
Just posted it for you. :-p
Link doesn't work anymore, they changed the story title
Haha thank you!! Sorry about that!
Isn't a 29-second Lane Kiffin press conference better than a 30-second Lane Kiffin press conference? I know it's better than a one-minute or a one-hour Lane Kiffin press conference. Just think of the children, for God's sake.
Well done, M Man.
Real fans stay for Carmen.
First prize is a one-week all expenses paid trip to Philadelphia.
Second prize is a two-week all expenses paid trip to Philadelphia.
Fact: Philly is the best city on the east coast for beer drinking.
Didn't mean to pick on Philly, but that was an old WC Fields joke. People will use the same joke but replace Philly with other cities, like Toledo, OH or Modesto, CA.
Douche's gone be douche's I guess.
Run_Fido's favorite word is strawman.
Yaba Dabba Douche!
I personally found that to be hilarious. Props to him.
"...but then again 'Michigan' and 'huge mistake' are synonymous so that shouldn't have been much of a surprise to anybody." - Mark Titus
Agreed. So many reasons to dislike him, but this isn't one of them.
I clicked on it... I regretted it immediately...
I'm in this camp.
Dipshit reporters who are trolling for their 10 seconds of fame get their way but in the long run, they lose. I assume the reporters are all there to get information about the team and not a 29-second video clip with the coach bailing. If LK has said he isn't going to discuss ingury related info and someone wants to ask about it (especially if LK knows the guy is trying to push buttons) I'm fine with fine with him giving everyone the read-between-the-lines-fuck-off-while-I-walk-away routine.
hes a head coach bcuz like it or not his dad is one of the best defensive coordinators ever
mark may wins douchebag of the year... again
monty kiffin though is the man as sir 3rd said
stark county football
He had a policy about asking about injured players/specific palyers during practice. The reporters that are on the USC beat know this policy. The reporter decided to be a douchecanoe and test Kiffin on this. Kiffin followed his policy and ended the conference.
Kiffin has done a lot of questionable things and I would hardly define him as classy, but I support him here. He is taking away time to address the media after a practice when he probably has billions of other things to do and think about. If he doesn't want to have to address every single player, he doesn't have to. Hell, he doesn't have to do the presser if he doesn't want to.
Cause I couldn't go for three
True. I mean, in those 29 seconds he probably could've signed two 5-star recruits. Honestly, can you imagine what Urbz could do recruiting if he had SoCal weather?
Let's hope we never ever find out...
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
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