Few things are worse in life than when you spot a friend and do something embarrassing only to realize that's not your old college friend Dave, but rather a complete stranger who is now pondering a call to local law enforcement.
Such is what happened to Ohio State running back Mike Weber last night when he went to scare a teammate. Unfortunately for him, his victim was actually a stranger. And judging from the stranger's reaction, he evacuated his bowels all over his driver's seat:
Thankfully Weber, one of the funniest members on the football team, caught it all for a classic Instagram story.