Ohio State tight end coach (and Marionaire) Tim Hinton said earlier this week the hardest thing on his weekly agenda is finding enough tickets. He may have spoken too soon, because the hardest thing he's going to do this week is get out of bed on Wednesday morning.
Thomas is listed on the OSU roster at 6-foot-3, 210 pounds. Hinton's pro day listing put him at 5-foot-8, 215 pounds. (Perhaps the above video is another testament to the #MarottiEffect.)
Hinton's head is still high, however, and like a true Marionaire he's looking at the sliver linings:
Alford is going to make sure the Internet remembers this one:
Hinton needn't feel bad; after all, he's not the first person Mike Thomas embarrassed this season.