...Ever. Says the guy with the Mitch Hedberg avatar.

The receipt above was given to customers
at a donut shop in Chicago. A quote from the Yahoo article:

An employee at a Chicago doughnut shop was recently "given the ability to control what gets printed on the receipts" and promptly did what any Mitch Hedberg fan would do: pay tribute to the late comedian's doughnut routine.

"This is the first thing I did," Jon Becker, a 27-year-old staffer at Stan's Donuts, wrote on Reddit, posting an image of a receipt's footer bearing the quote from Hedberg's standup set.

I miss Hedberg's delivery and style. Comic genius.