Urban Meyer made one thing clear upon his arrival at Ohio State: If a prospect is good enough, and he plays within Ohio's confines... then you better believe that kid is ending up in the Scarlet and Grey.
We also know recruiting is a 24/7/365 for OSU's fourth-year coach, so it's no surprise to see Urban Meyer keeping tabs on 2033 (as in the year) prospects.
Jack Wolfgram is a local three-month-old with a 40 time reported to be "as fast as mommy drives the car." Wolfgram's parents (or maybe Jack himself; I'm not sure just how powerful this baby is) must've sent a highlight reel to Urban, because he's officially on Ohio State's radar.
You may consider me a little hasty in asking you to consider which college to attend, but we want to get an early start on beginning the tradition at The Ohio State University. We will look for you to make your collegiate debut in 2033 — you will need to gain a little weight, but our strength staff will take care of that!
Eat your heart out, Jim Harbaugh.
And does this mean Urban has designs to stay in Columbus until at least 2033? One can only dream.