Skull Session: Jim Harbaugh Didn't Get The Vikings Job, Ohio State's Hoops Game Could Be Postponed, and Jim Knowles' Defense Will Be “Aggressive”

By Kevin Harrish on February 3, 2022 at 5:20 am
We've got an Ohio State helmet in today's Skull Session.
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It's a good day to be a college student.

This is probably the only time this will happen in your entire collegiate career, so live it up.

Word of the Day: Equivocate.

 GAME? NO GAME? Speaking of stuff getting canceled, there's an extremely solid chance that tonight's hoops game doesn't happen.

Until you hear otherwise, the game is on. But you might not have to wait long before hearing otherwise...

 HE'S BACK! If y'all somehow haven't heard, the funniest possible scenario has come to fruition: despite his best efforts, Jim Harbaugh is returning to Michigan.

After a month of publicly dicking around the university, telling players and recruits that he wanted to go to the NFL, talking to multiple NFL teams and even interviewing for a position, and earnestly preparing to become the next head coach of the Minnesota Vikings, Harbaugh will be back at Michigan next year simply because he blew a job interview.

So basically, this guy spent the past month doing everything he possibly could to leave Michigan, left their offer on the table while he went job shopping, and left Ann Arbor on Wednesday fully intending to never come back.

... and then it switched and actually he wanted his old job back. All the while, the fanbase had pretty much completely turned against him.

But now he's not only back, but he's also almost certainly getting a gigantic raise!

If this all sounds completely and hilariously dysfunctional, that's because it is! And everyone knows it!

Honestly, I could not have scripted a better and more hilarious end to this entire debacle. God bless you, Michigan. God bless you, Jim. We'll see you in November.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to spend the next month of my life on Tinder before informing my wife that I'm actually going to stay with her because couldn't find anybody else better who was interested in me.

 ATTACKING DEFENSE. We're going to have to wait until spring to get any real preview of Jim Knowles' Ohio State defense.

But I think you'll like the sound of this...

I have seen that type of defense only once in the past five seasons at Ohio State and it led to one of the most efficient and dominant Buckeye teams in recent history that only the Sugar Bowl referees could slow down.

If Knowles can bring it to Columbus for the foreseeable future while Ryan Day continues to do his video game stuff on the offensive end, I think the Buckeyes may just be on to something!

 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. Please stop falling for (and sharing!) this fake Joe Burrow "quote." It is not real. He never said this or anything else like it. It is fake.

Joe Burrow

The "quote" itself goes completely against anything else Joe Burrow as actually said on the record.

But more than that, the caption of "Joe Burrow on Ohio State fans claiming him as the first Buckeye to make the Super Bowl" should proooobably tip you off that this is a gigantic troll.

 SONG OF THE DAY. "A Case of You" by Joni Mitchell.

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