Shout what you want about Kosta Koufos' pedestrian Ohio State career, but you don't get to spend seven years in the NBA by accident.
That's just his warm-up too.
Granted, Hawaiian Luaus sound a lot cooler than working out in a gym in Louisville, Ohio (especially as a former No. 1 overall with millions of dollars), and Oden could be in the gym right now as well, but I know on whom I'm betting to make the Grizzlies' final roster.
Which is somewhat crazy to me, because had you told me in 2008 (even with Oden coming off micro-fracture knee surgery) that Koufos would enjoy a lengthier and more productive NBA career, I would've kicked you in the shin.