The year comes to a close tonight, capping quite an adventurous year in Twitter.
2015 saw the creation of a new holiday, a fake transfer announcement, a mix tape that never dropped and a father-son bond that simply cannot be broken.
As we put this year to rest, we take one last look at the highlights from the Twitterverse. So, without further adieu, here are the year's best tweets from around campus.
Told moms I'm the starting SS for the preseason #1 CFB team. No way I'm cutting the grass. U see who won that convo pic.twitter.com/ubvgxNyOwl
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) June 7, 2015
God #Cornerbackslivesmatter #zone6 #shhhhhhhhhh #dontbelievethehype https://t.co/6a2E9uees0
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) September 8, 2015
Maybe two pillows. I'm a good size and cardales like 280/290, somewhere in that range.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) October 29, 2015
Me: I have a son My professor: Aww how old is he? Me: He'll be 23 in a couple weeks Professor: 23 weeks? Me: Nah 23 YEARS! S/o to 12
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) September 14, 2015
Me -"you know Cheetos are one of the worst things you can eat" @Cantguardmike - "I'm still gonna take the slant to the crib"
— Joel Hale (@WHAT_da_HALE51) June 9, 2015
— Dame (@DameWebb) September 17, 2015
No more dropped picks @1Tyvis pic.twitter.com/LBdsNIY5CZ
— Mike Weber (@mikeweber25) September 22, 2015
Decided to go visit my old high school and look through this book. Gotta fix those bad angels I've been taking lol pic.twitter.com/G3kP2S4oUX
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) October 30, 2015
When you find out that you really do love country music after all .. pic.twitter.com/CstTu9Xnwy
— hubbs (@Sam_Hubbard_) June 21, 2015
Player profile: @LiamMcCullough2 pic.twitter.com/mPQXgLnX2a
— OSU Specialists (@BuckSpecialists) August 25, 2015
when the freshmen thought Bi Bi Bop was the name of a fitness test.....
— jllan cvcer (@jill_mclovin) June 16, 2015
— BRAXTON MILLER (@BraxtonMiller5) September 8, 2015
#FathersDay pic.twitter.com/TuHDgbhtKA
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) June 21, 2015
If didn't get the chance to see... These are the new mixtape covers .. Drops July 21st ... Just wait on it pic.twitter.com/5CmFNVMhHA
— Joel Hale (@WHAT_da_HALE51) May 4, 2015
When you get that direct deposit email.. pic.twitter.com/SYwSuYJiS1
— JaQuan Lyle (@JMamba13) November 19, 2015
What happens when you park in Coach Meyer's spot lol blocked in until he leaves pic.twitter.com/ujU6ufMvnX
— Warren Ball Jr. (@WarrenB_) June 15, 2015
Me: I have a son My professor: Aww how old is he? Me: He'll be 23 in a couple weeks Professor: 23 weeks? Me: Nah 23 YEARS! S/o to 12
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) September 14, 2015
If a girl can beat me n Mortal Kombat she getting wifed with the quickness
— 10 (@JayHolmes_) August 26, 2015
The Year of Dolodale
As a finale, I present to you Cardale Jones.
Make no mistake, Cardale owned Twitter this year. The former third string quarterback was thrust into the spotlight after J.T. Barrett's injury, and it's safe to say he made the most of his fame.
Here is a summary of Cardale Jones 2015 Twitter antics.
Remember, it's Cardale Jones' world. We're just living in it.
Don't Forget The King
Cardale Jones knows what it feels like to be overlooked and underrated, but he wasn't having it this time.
Hold on @SportsCenter don't forget about OSU, Happy #NationalKissingDay pic.twitter.com/W1k3do48NK
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) June 19, 2015
Our bad, Cardale. https://t.co/N3LyLrZrzj
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) June 19, 2015
'May Fools'
Have you ever invented a holiday simply by sending a few tweets? Cardale Jones did.
May 1st, Dolodale announced he would be transferring to Akron to finish his college career.
He even made the announcement complete with an avi change – a nice touch.
(Spoiler: he didn't actually transfer)
MAY FOOLS
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) May 1, 2015
I don't tweet to entertain or humor you, if you didn't find my joke funny, SUCKS TO BE YOUUUUU May Fools
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) May 1, 2015
12-Gauge Shoots His Shot
Is it weird that I have a crush on @RondaRousey and scared of her at the same time
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) July 16, 2015
Soooooooo @RondaRousey what you doing after the show?
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) July 16, 2015
@RondaRousey but if you already talking to a UFC fighter I'm cool
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) July 16, 2015
Sensing defeat, Cardale shifted his gaze...
@KendallJenner heard you here? What section?
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) July 16, 2015
Cardale Shows No Mercy
Man I wish everyone stop saying I beat a kid in the hospital 91-35.... It was 98-35, had 91 with 1:26 left in the 4th pic.twitter.com/TAJxefv5A4
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) February 10, 2015
When Jared called for a rematch, he suggested another challenge – one which apparently made Dolodale a bit uneasy.
@bearfoley NHL 15 bro, I'm black, I don't play NHL
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) April 24, 2015
Dolo vs. Noah
Cardale Jones was given the honor of addressing the crowd during the Cleveland Cavaliers' eastern confer;ence semi-final game against the Chicago Bulls. Allegedly, this happened
Noah on bench watching Cardale Jones on the public address mic mouthed, "you ain't in the SEC"
— Anthony Lima (@SportsBoyTony) May 7, 2015
Cardale Jones was not amused.
@JoakimNoah watch yo mouth before I give you these hands chump
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) May 7, 2015
I'm at @JoakimNoah neck the rest of the series for that comment
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) May 7, 2015
Mannnnn I know @JoakimNoah tired of getting dunked on
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) May 10, 2015
I see @JoakimNoah here to play dodgeball
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) May 10, 2015
As we know, the Cavaliers won that series, which means Noah lost. Cardale was pleased.
Paybacks a _____!!! #KingJames
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) May 10, 2015
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A tale old as time: someone thought their opinion mattered, they paid dearly for it.
Dan Gustafson decided to tell Cardale Jones to "stick to football" (a highly original #take, I might add). This was Cardale's rebuttal:
@DanGustafson1 Sorry Mr master, I aints allow to tweet nothing but foolsball stuff I donts want you think I more than a foots ball playa sir
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) July 23, 2015
Dan Gustafson was forced to delete his account. Cardale Jones made a man rage-quit the internet simply by tweeting. This is our winner of Twitter for the year, folks.
Happy New Year, everyone.
R.I.P. 2015
