This live blog is hilarious.  Dude commenting live on a blog while they report on Jarryd Hayne's debut in the NFL after a very accomplished career in Aussie rugby player.

The guy goes on and fall in love with Carlos though.  Christening him as "King Carlos" at one point.

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/live/2015/sep/15/jarryd-hayne-san-francisco-49ers-debut-against-minnesota-vikings#block-55f79179e4b0dd400d532de1