I had this crazy dream last night about the college football playoffs. 11W was there...and all these comments I've been reading all week were floating around the room...and Charlie Daniels was there...and probably Jack Daniels, too. There was fiddle music...and smoke...and fire. And this song that kept playing over...and over...and over...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBjPAqmnvGA

The Buckeyes Went Down to Georgia...

The Buckeyes went down to Georgia
They were lookin' for a team to beat
They were in a bind 'cause they were way behind
The last game and takin' the heat
And the names of all these young men
Comin' up on websites and gettin' called soft
Said that Ryan couldn't get the victory done
And now they're callin' for his job

I bet you wouldn't know it, but all the Buckeye players fumed
And they don't care about your glare, they have a job to do
Now you talk pretty good football boys, but give the Buckeyes their due
It's just a little bit bold to think they'll fold
They might have a surprise for you
The Bucks said, "It's our Natty, if we can get this win"
We'll take that bet, not gonna regret
The Buckeyes can win in the end

Buckeyes sharpen up your game and play the Bulldogs hard
Make Hell break loose in Georgia, beat the Dawgs in their backyard
And if you win, might get this shiny trophy made of gold
But if you lose, you're left out in the cold
The Bulldogs kick the football off and CJ starts to throw
And fire flew from his fingertips as he let the football go
And he pulled the ball from Miyan's gut and he made the defense miss
And a band of brothers mobbed him and the Georgia coaches got pissed

(fiddle solo underscores Georgia's pain. yeah, it slaps...them in the face)

When the Buckeyes finished playin'
Georgia said, "We can't believe they won
They hit real hard and wasn't soft
And they just showed us how it's done"
After all the shoutin' Buckeyes won!
The team up north's waitin', gonna have some fun
Harbaugh in the next game actin' like Bo
Can he beat the Buckeyes, don't think so

(victory fiddle solo...yeah, it definitely slaps)

Now Harbaugh's full of dread because he knows that he'll be beat
And he knows that golden trophy is somethin' he'll never see
Ryan said, "Jimmy, we're comin' back, ain't it funny we can play again?
I'm tellin' you now you son of a Bo, this time you ain't gonna win"
Next game:
Fire all the doubters, Buckeyes won!
The team up north lost in the biggest one
Harbaugh shit the bed man, pickin his nose
Did he beat the Buckeyes, oh no no!

(more fiddle madness slaps you silly as the fans go crazy, the Buckeyes dance and the confetti falls)

...sometimes dreams really do come true.