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Absurd Statement of the Week: "I'm Not into Making Animal Analogies." -Jim Harbaugh

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July 20, 2019 at 7:43pm
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Is this an accurate statement?  Here's a list of Harbaugh quotes that apparently are "not making animal analogies"

"I have a memory like an elephant. ... I never forget."

"Chicken is a nervous bird."

"If worms had machine guns, then birds wouldn't be scared of them."

"Honey badger don't care about no lights!"

“I think that's just a lot of gobble, gobble turkey. Just gobble, gobble, gobble turkey from jive turkey gobblers. I think that paints a pretty good picture.”

“I was and still am happier than a pig in slop.”

"But like an anaconda, you want to keep squeezing it better and make it tighter."

I'm so glad he is not our coach.  What a clown show.  Can't think of a more deserving fan base.

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