I'm so glad that someone else thought the same damn thing. He's tone deaf to the world.
If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special.
It sounded like Tim May asked him if he was "poking the bear." And Harbaugh turns around and says, "I don't make animal analogies??" Holy crap what an idiot. lol
Thank you Urban Meyer and Gene Smith
Sounded like Tim asked him, yes.
It was him!
Agreed Urbz, when I first read the animal analogies quote I immediately thought of 3 or 4 of those and knew there had to be more. What an imbecile.
I think he just meant he's not into large predatory mammal analogies (i.e. bears). All other vertebrates are ok.
AKA the Horseshoe, the Shoe, and the House That Harley Built
I think he needs a mental health waiver.
Deserves got nothin' to do with it
I'll go ahead and move this away from OSU Football, but have a feeling the thread won't last too long regardless.
11W Last Vestiges of the Offseason Pro-Tip: Stop giving a shit about Harbaugh, the SEC, ESPN, hot dogs or sandwiches, fruit flavored beers, and the neighbors.
Ohio State is reporting to camp in a couple weeks or so, hang on.
Got M...igan gossip? Bang it here.
I can get behind a lot of what you're saying, but I really like hot dogs and sandwiches.
What do you mean "and"? Hot dogs are sandwiches.
only on a bun
Only Harbaugh would eat hot dogs with a fork and knife.
What about skyline chili dogs? You lose half the meal if you try to eat with your hands. You have to use a fork and knife.
Sheldon likes his in his spaghetti.
I don't buy one goddam drop of gas in the state of Michigan!
people always say the bread has to be in two different halves to be a sandwich... but Subway doesn't cut all the way through their bread. And their employees are called sandwich artist... take that haters. Hotdogs on a bun are sandwiches.
Many sandwiches are "hinge worthy"
"Limiting the hot dog's significance by saying it's 'just a sandwich' is like calling the Dalai Lama 'just a guy.''
When was the last off-season we did not have a quarterback controversy? Starved for topics?
Just an observation
Buy the ticket take the ride.
But Harbaugh is our go-to when the well is dry?
He is the super troll. All sound bytes and hot takes, but not much of substance on the field...
I need August, stat.
I think it's getting to the point that very few people (anywhere) take him seriously anymore.
I need August, stat.
The comment I posted about is pretty significant because of how contradictory it is. Is there a coach who has made more animal analogy quotes?
I wouldn't have cared about Harbaugh had he not trashed our former coach. His response to the question makes this a topic of relevance.
He's a doofus, only innovative in how he's continually reinventing the wheel.
can we we talk about how LSU smells like corn dogs?
I'm up with that; as long as Old Bay is still ok...
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle and mutilate.
Can confirm, Old Bay remains legit.
Just had some delicious crustaceans this afternoon.
You're too stupid to have a good time. -Dalton
“He’s not wrong”.
-Michigan fans probably.
Fields of Dreams
He is bat-shit crazy.
When he said that, I immediately thought of the chicken is a nervous bird story. But the best part about that one is that it isn't an analogy. He literally meant, chickens are a nervous bird and if you eat it those nervous enzymes (or whatever) will infect your brain.
Haha! And the irony never stops.
In Jimmy's defense the first 2 are similes
Harbaugh just needs to choke on a dick.
He's not into analogies about poking the bear, especially after he just poked the bear.
Varys: I've always hated the bells. They ring for horror, a dead king, a city under siege.
Tyrion: A wedding.
How's this for an animal analogy?
I am not very smart, but I recognize that I'm not very smart. --- W.W. Hayes
or this one.....
Enjoying daily the 62-39 ttun beatdown.
Enforced conformity breeds repetition. Just sayin...................
Depends on what outcome you want from the repetition. Just sayin'...............................................................................
Could we have a moratorium on any photos of Harbaugh except on the sideline during a game? Having his photo appear on 11W is like defacing the Mona Lisa.
a hard rock miner from Butte, Montana
I wish I could post the photo of the Mona Lisa when Mr. Bean defaces it. The defaced version reminds me or Harbaugh.
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Ako vièeš na suce, ti si šupak
Fuck eSECpn and fuck Mythigan.
Has nothing to do with autism, though some that suffer from TS do have minor OCD.
You must have dwarfism, because that one went right over your head.
"Call me an elf one more time!"
Harbaugh seems to be on the autism spectrum. This is not a dis - heck, even Bill Gates is there. I have friends who are there as well. It just seems that he does not read emotion into any situation. This seemed to be on full display in Chicago. The statements he made about mental health are right there with his dis of Meyer. He makes statements that appear awkward to many, and does not see the awkwardness himself. It could me the reason that everyone with the 49ers thought he was bat shit crazy.
I do not disagree.
I don't know, when he broke that headset there seemed to be a bit of emotion in that situation.
They can display emotion themselves, often through tantrums, like the headset thing. However they have a very difficult time discerning emotion in others (happy, sad, angry, humor). As well as not understanding why anyone would have a reaction to what they say.
Worms don't have hands so how could they aim and fire a machine gun?
Yea, artillery is more appropriate...
Great observation, Hnyg8modonwelfare. It's gotten to the point where I just look at it this way:
Let's count our blessings that our rivals' head coach is a fool -
Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement. - Will Rogers
he waited until Meyer was gone to slam him where I come from we call that having shit in your blood
Thought you guys might like this. If you follow football outside the BIG, you will know there are other coaches who are more bizarre than J.H. This guy is truly the top coach clown, there are even quotes about fish! Enjoy!
What we really needed to do for our 10th coach was write Leach a blank check. I don't care what you call his position. "Main Man," "Biggest Nut" or whatever. All I know is that Day (and Urban before him) can keep the HC title, but Leach should do EVERY presser and interview. He's the best quote in sports, forget football...in all of sports.
Side benefit: Everyone would be like "Harbaugh is such a shallow, pathetic, wannabe imitation of Leach it isn't even funnny."
Crazy thing is he said this when literally he had just made an animal analogy earlier in his presser. The guy is unreal.