I told my Skull Session readers if they polished off the $52 left for my girlfriend's classroom fundraiser, I would do an AMA. They responded in kind, so here I am. Feel free to keep donating, too, as she can use the extra funds for more student projects.
I'll keep an eye on this thread until I go to bed and answer any question that won't get me fired or indicted.
(Mods, please don't ban me for putting this in the OSU forum for more visibility. I'll move it to Site Stuff at the end of the thread.)