A hospital security guard in Florida gave into natural urges and filmed himself for about 6 months while he did his deed. Now keep in mind that the man (whom goes by Paul Flart) was in uniform and at his place of work while he filmed himself but he never mentioned where he worked or exactly who he worked for. 

In honor of Fat Pants and people like us, enjoy.

Now as fate would have it, you guessed it. Paul went viral. Not in the toxic sense but the social media sense. Paul's boss' son saw the video of Captain Tundermug and reported it to his dad. On Thursday Paul Flart was fired by his boss. So it goes people. It could always be worse than what you have it now a days. 

https://theblast.com/paul-flart-security-guard-fart-fired-viral/

Here is to a good laugh in this the longest of off seasons.