For Real.
First, Deadspin Twittered this: https://mobile.twitter.com/Deadspin/status/823590015871684608
Then Ted Cruz Tweetered this: https://mobile.twitter.com/tedcruz/status/824048983869890560
So then Deadspin Twitted this (trigger warning: language): https://mobile.twitter.com/Deadspin/status/824057420221513728
Then Cruz dropped the mic by Twitterering this: https://mobile.twitter.com/tedcruz/status/824061358819966979
LOLOLOLOLOL someone please embed these in the comments. Really funny stuff.