After being inspired by Grande Gustavo's 'Cool story, bro,' I thought it would be fun because it's Friday and I can see the weekend and IDGAF and for everyone to post stupid stories of run-ins they had with anyone of significance while at OSU. This is either going to be a great or terrible idea...

One time at Marketplace, I was straving and was waiting on a pizza. The girl kept saying 'Rob! Rob! Rob!' and I thought to myself, if she says Rob again, I'm going to act stupid and be like "Oh, duh, my name is Rob!" So she says it again and before I can speak a mountain of a man comes up from behind me and grabs the pizza. It was Rob Rose's...I almost stole this man's pizza, right in front of him...

Also, once I was talking West down 17th to get to the RPAC when I was crossing College in the crosswalk and a shiny Mercedez sped out of the intersection and almost hit me...I yelled out 'MFer!'...it was Dr Gee, I almost had free tuition!

edit: why do my pics never change in size? I tried to set this pic to only be 100 pixels wide and it's huge! Sorry.