Georgia Hasn't Seen “Rudy,” Will Probably Win By 40

By D.J. Byrnes on September 6, 2017 at 8:47 pm
Rudy sucks.

Georgia plays Notre Dame this weekend.

The Bulldogs are probably going to win by 40, too, because only one of their players has suffered through Rudy, the cornwing achievement of the Fighting Irish propaganda machine.

The rest presumably have immaculate tastes in cinema. 


It was hard enough finding a Bulldog who had even seen “Rudy”, a movie released in 1993, before almost every Georgia player was born. At least one player had never even heard of it.

“I don’t think anybody on our team has,” junior defensive end Jonathan Ledbetter said.

There is at least one: Fullback Christian Payne, a walk-on just like the movie’s title character.

“A tear may have been shed,” Payne said. “Great movie. I love the history.”

Sorry, Christian. Rudy is bad and people who like it should feel bad, too.

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