Bert Bielema Denied Trolling of Michigan, Will Apparently Terrorize Jamaica Instead

By D.J. Byrnes on March 3, 2016 at 10:06 am
Bert's Troll Mission Cancelled

Jim Harbaugh's Michigan is spending its spring break practicing at noted #teen football factory IMG Academy down in Bradenton, Florida. 

On Wednesday, noted food enthusiast Bert Bielema declared he his desire to have lunch and go check out MIchigan's practice, which isn't open to the public until Friday.

Mark Dantonio, who is 1-0 against Jim Harbaugh, tweeted that—for some reason—he'd like to join Bert for an early lunch at (presumably) Chili's:

Unfortunately, thanks to the haters at the NCAA, we will be denied the spectacle of Dantonio and Bert rolling into Michigan's practice like a pair of WWE villains: 

Someone higher up the food chain of humanity please alert the good people of Jamaica that an unprecedented, Chili's-fueled natural disaster is headed their way. 

View 32 Comments