BOOM
Five-star defensive lineman Marcus Fakatou commits to Ohio State.
Well, this is certainly... B1G.
The Big Ten's mascots got together and parodied Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" video. Among the highlights:
- Brutus has some silky moves and a sick pair of Ohio State-themed Dr. Dre Beats.
- Purdue Pete, owner of a 1990s-styled boom box, enjoys creeping on middle-aged women while they're running on the treadmill.
- Nebraska has an alternate mascot that looks like a hackneyed and inflatable Frisch's Big Boy.
- Nobody in Iowa, let alone Herkey the Hawk, can dance.
- Rutgers' mascot, (which apparently doesn't have a name?), probably gives children nightmares.
Until next time, friends.
