Mike Hart Likes Himself

By Jason Priestas on August 27, 2007 at 7:00 am
Missed Me!Missed me!

Evidently - and I know this will come as a shock, but Michigan running back and gracious loser Mike Hart has the biggest mouth on his team. After every play, he's talking trash. Hart explains the talking:

"I just talk a lot. I don't know why. It's how I've been since I was little. It's just who I am."

Wolverine safety Jamar Adams adds:

"He's the only guy I know who makes up his own nickname. I mean, what kind of player makes up his own nickname?"

Giving yourself your own nickname is only one step away from referring to yourself in the 3rd person and this. What's the nickname, you ask?

"H2O, because he says he runs like water, and can slip through any crack."

Name not sticking? The funny folks over at the O-Zone have a better version: H20-3.