Social Reactions: Ohio State's Slow Start Frustrates Fanbase, But is One to Grow On

By Johnny Ginter on September 3, 2023 at 7:35 am
Ohio State celebrates after beating the Indiana Hoosiers
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That could have gone better!

But, also? A lot worse. Right now I feel like Samuel L. Jackson's Ray Arnold in Jurassic Park when he told John Hammond to chill out just because his grandkids didn't get to see a Parasaurolophus do five backflips in a row on the park's first tour. Nobody had gotten eaten (yet) and the cars worked. At that point in the movie, that was enough.

Then of course the cars get jacked up and people do get eaten, including Ray Arnold, but Ohio State has the talent and knowledge to avoid that fate if they can figure out how to fit the pieces of the offense into a coherent whole. The consternation comes from how quickly they need to do this, because after Youngstown State they host a team that can sling the ball around with the best of them, and then have to travel to take on a resurgent team led by a 34 year old quarterback.

Still, it's the first game, and a win. That's a good place to start.

THE TEAM

THE ALUMNI

IMAGINE DAWAND STANDING BEHIND YOU IN LINE FOR A HOT DOG

THE REST

WAIT WHAT

And that'll do it! I'll see you next week as Jim Tressel is much more conflicted about the game than he anticipated!

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