Is scoring 70 points in a game even cool anymore?
I ask because even though my dumb ass predicted a 52-7 this week, I went into this game with the full understanding that one, I'd probably end up being wrong, and two, I had probably underestimated how many points it's possible that a giant flaming orb of death going by the name "Ohio State" can score in a 60 minute period of time.
I took a little cat nap with like 10 minutes left in the game, and woke up to a 73-14 score. A decade ago, that would boggle my mind. Now I'm just kind of pissed that they didn't drop 80, because hell, Maryland themselves put up 79 against Howard earlier this season. At this point, anything less than a straight up hundo against Rutgers is going to be a disappointment, because we live in an insane video game world and also because Rutgers is very, very bad.
THE TEAM
Brother for life https://t.co/4fUihEPHoD
— Jonathon Cooper (@JonathonCooper7) November 9, 2019
Miss my guy man https://t.co/ttIkwxBW5R
— Jordan Fuller (@j_fuller4) November 9, 2019
Glad i got to stop and talk to the two little guys, im praying for my little guy! https://t.co/XsSpzrq0t0
— Jk dobbins (@Jkdobbins22) November 9, 2019
The best in the country! Great kicker, better person and teammate @BlakeHaubeil https://t.co/JkVAE5xn0M
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) November 10, 2019
#DevelopedHere #RyanDayAffect https://t.co/odB9bNWW74
— Brian Hartline (@brianhartline) November 9, 2019
THE ALUMNI
Garrett Wilson is nice!
— Chimdi Chekwa (@ChimChek) November 9, 2019
— James JJ Sullinger (@JJSullinger) November 9, 2019
Its like he a threw a pass! With his foot!
— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke14) November 9, 2019
These Buckeyes are impressive!! #GoBucks
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) November 9, 2019
— BRAXTON MILLER (@BraxtonMiller5) November 9, 2019
YEAH MAN
Till its backwards https://t.co/ceorNnx74D
— Jordan Fuller (@j_fuller4) November 9, 2019
THE REST
Our fans >#GoBucks #ToughLove pic.twitter.com/Nw6cMz1XZN
— Ohio State Football (@OhioStateFB) November 9, 2019
Great to see @OhioStateAlumni and 2014 @OhioStateFB National Champ Jeff Greene! pic.twitter.com/uf1DEwD4KD
— Michael V. Drake (@OSUPrezDrake) November 9, 2019
It's a great day in the "Shoe! #militaryappreciationgame #OH pic.twitter.com/3FFupyYizs
— Ohio National Guard (@OHNationalGuard) November 9, 2019
Full speed version at 11:45! #GoBucks pic.twitter.com/KShn7oQOya
— The Ohio State University Marching Band (@TBDBITL) November 9, 2019
Walgreens sells some pretty gold headphones https://t.co/knygDeLO7e
— Evan Turner (@thekidet) November 9, 2019
And that'll do it for this week! Next time, Rutgers quits en masse at halftime and Ohio State plays a ragtag group of 10 year olds coached by Rick Moranis in the second half.
