Well, it didn't happen. Wisconsin didn't get into the College Football Playoff despite an impressive resumé (lol). And neither did Ohio State. But, this guy named Joe Thomas Barrett drug around his bum knee all night and, thanks to this other guy named J'Kaylin Dobbins, Ohio State won the Big Ten. There were tweets along the way. Shall we?
There are few greater things in this world then most-likely expensive Santa ornament with college football logos on them. Question for you though, does the NCAA compensate Santa Claus for using his likeness?
Last week our boy Urbs celebrated his sixth year on the job. Bless that man.
@OSUCoachMeyer happy 6th year on the job, coach! You're the and I hope for many more years to come!— Levi (@xlevix10) November 28, 2017
You get a new iPhone? These are nice photos.— Tommy Johnson (@Dirt43) November 28, 2017
Urban Meyer: Columbus Photographer
Old Takes Exposed
@OSUCoachMeyer If you want to beat Wisconsin & have a chance at a championship you need to drop J.T.. Go back & watch every big game either he is throwing the game on purpose or he is chocking. You don't go from very good to horrible in a week!— J.Farmers (@19Calaban70) November 28, 2017
ONLY because @OSUCoachMeyer— BillyBoy (@ShalashMuh) November 28, 2017
has failed to recruit/train athletes
who have ANY shot at staying with behemoth Wisconsin
This game will be ugly
as @OhioStateFB's proud NFL Defensive Line
gets pile-driven into brutal submission
& #Bucky claims #CFBPlayoff berth
at #RollTide's expense https://t.co/x6s9dRAHrI
You played yourself BillyBoy — they had the athletes, the defensive line was crucial in the game plan and they won the Big Ten. They just didn't have the support of the selection committee or a win over Fresno State.
Some General Urban MEntions
In other news, I'll now be referencing blowouts in athletics with 50-piece spicy chicken nuggets from now on.
#kickedbuckyinthenuts #kerrycoombshashtags #thebuckeyeswonthebigtenandgotsnubbed
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WE WANT HASKINS SO WE DONT GO 3&OUT EVERY DRIVE..— ghost of a mirror lake boner (@laiderman36) November 30, 2017
No comment, interesting Twitter name though.
@OSUCoachMeyer Please put team in fierce colors. Last game's colors were akin to Delilah cutting Sampson's hair. I will be watching at home/on phone with daughter because of the time. I am 82. GO BUCKS!!— Naomi O'Harra (@NaomiHarra) December 1, 2017
Big Ten Championship
Barrett without a leg or not, if he could have played Saturday, he has earned the right over his five years at Ohio State to try and will the team to a win. Obviously — and quite fairly — people thought differently, especially given how Dwayne Haskins performed against Michigan.
And J.T. didn't play well, but still.
@OSUCoachMeyer can u plz put Hoskins in let #16 rest till next season— phoenix_babii (@phoenixbabii93) December 3, 2017
The only thing that throws me off about @OSUCoachMeyer is that even when the squad shits the bed on a play hes like oh shit no.... thats ok we got this LIKE HOW R U SO POSITIVE— queen BEE (@biancawalberg) December 3, 2017
Personally, this is my favorite Urban Meyer mention of all fall.
Is it just me or is @OSUCoachMeyer starting to look like Mr. Bean?— Austin Powell (@AustinTPowell) December 3, 2017
Why does Urban Meyer always look so constipated. Cheer up @OSUCoachMeyer . UR winning.— Tiffany Pierson (@tmpierson07) December 3, 2017
"Solid" point, Tiffany.
@OSUCoachMeyer you let any of your other QBs start this game we win 46-7. Lmao dumb.— Cleo M. Conley (@conleywise12) December 3, 2017
Wrong, wrong, very wrong. (wrong)
Also, 46-7 is a wild football score. How does that happen? Six touchdowns and two safeties. Five touchdowns, a field goal and two safeties?
In the middle of the fourth quarter of the Big Ten Championship and Sammy Canfield wants to jump up in Urban's mentions about his follower ratio. 2017 is weird, man.
dear @OSUCoachMeyer and @OhioStateFB i am going to need you to pay for my next anti-aging facial since what you did tonight cutting it that close aged me 5 years. please send $70 to my paypal at your earliest convenience. thank you. amy harber class of 2000 #BuckeyeNation— Amy Harber/Earth-1 Supergirl (@AmyHarber) December 3, 2017
All was said and done, the lights were off and the articles were being written, and then this guy was bitter, really really bitter.
@OSUCoachMeyer Did you know that over 10,000 people die every year because of drunk driving. Good thing you have your head so far up your own ass that you don't care about people's safety and only about whether or not your quarterback can play football.— Adam Stacer (@AdamStacer) December 3, 2017