We last saw senior Michigan linebacker Joe Bolden running out of breath from an afternoon spent in hot pursuit of Ezekiel Elliott and J.T. Barrett.
To be fair to Bolden, it was a bad day at the office for Michigan's defense as a unit, but it's been over a week and the Cincinnati product is still cloying for answers as to the real reason his parents won't be making it home in time for Christmas.
Here's Bolden speaking at a Monday presser in the lead up to Michigan's New Year's Day clash with Florida in Orlando:
Bolden: 'We got our butts kicked (vs Ohio State) ... It's hard to fathom'
— Nick Baumgardner (@nickbaumgardner) December 7, 2015
Bolden didn't stop there, either:
Bolden: 'To fans who stayed for the last snap (vs Ohio State), thank you. To those who didn't, look in the mirror.'
— Nick Baumgardner (@nickbaumgardner) December 7, 2015
To be fair to Bolden: O-H-I-O rolled around Michigan Stadium in the fourth quarter, which is downright embarrassing. But to be fair to the fans: Michigan's play was downright embarrassing as well.
Who's right here? Tough to say. But this tea is extra sweet.