MARVELOUS
The Arizona Cardinals select Marvin Harrison Jr. with the No. 4 overall pick in the 2024 NFL draft.
The fat man touchdown is dead, actually.
True appreciators of fat men and their culture have moved onto the fat man mixtape, and it looks like defensive lineman Joel Hale is about to quench the streets.
If didn't get the chance to see... These are the new mixtape covers .. Drops July 21st ... Just wait on it pic.twitter.com/5CmFNVMhHA
— Joel Hale (@WHAT_da_HALE51) May 4, 2015
Only time will tell how many coveted fire emojis Hale's presumed debut project will muster, but at least one teammate is already onboard:
Sorry for the wait https://t.co/A1gqh7zDKT
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) May 4, 2015
Could be the banger of the summer.
UPDATE (2:19): I've broken my first story:
@marion_ohio @Cantguardmike "really, sorry for the wait"
— Joel Hale (@WHAT_da_HALE51) May 4, 2015
