You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
Well. At least the bye week wasn't boring, amirite? Shout-out to everyone who kept this week interesting, and for the server for being rock solid despite you people swarming it.
But now, I'll get back to your regularly scheduled programming. Minnesota comes to Columbus for a prime time match-up with the Buckeyes tomorrow night. As we await Ohio State's first home game since Black Saturday, here's your compilation week's best tweets.
Ohio State now potentially forced to finish a season using its starting QB
— The Fake Lantern (@TheFakeLantern) October 31, 2015About to drink my body weight in coffee.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) November 5, 2015
Pretty cool to see people dress up as you for Halloween.
— Taylor Decker (@TDeck68) November 1, 2015
Did anyone go as an intern this year?
Kid showed up at the front door dressed as the emoji... #BestCostume2015
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) November 1, 2015
We give up a touchdown , "defense has holes" , other team wins 74-73 on a goal line stand and y'all say it's a great game .
— Raekwon McMillan (@Kwon_daTRUTH) October 31, 2015
That sure sounds like a double-standard to me, Raekwon.
You know the exam was hard when everyone just laughs when they see their grades
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) November 3, 2015
@JayHolmes_ Jay...
— Jersey Mike's Subs (@jerseymikes) November 5, 2015
Good place to buy clothes..?
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) November 5, 2015
The clothes store.
Well @K_Bergs is wearing a skirt so there's that.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) October 30, 2015
Came to the realization that I will never have enough space to update iOS
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) November 4, 2015
Anybody else have to take a break from madden when your franchise team take a L and you really tried your hardest to win
— Jt#1 (@o_tate_) November 6, 2015
No, actually. Cause I don't lose.
Me and Stephen bringing the motorcycle dance back
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) October 31, 2015
In due time... We know what that confetti taste like.... #shhhh
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) November 4, 2015
Great to see @Sean4Heisman1 is putting the new cost of attendance to good use pic.twitter.com/7Tl21RyKqQ
— Cameron Johnston (@Cam_Johnston) November 5, 2015
Shot.
Had this hover board thing for a day and I think I just broke my knee #goodpurchase
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) November 6, 2015
Chaser.
I remember back when I was younger I always wanted to get mail, and now I hate it because I only get bills
— Joshua Edward Perry (@RIP_JEP) November 3, 2015
Haters gonna hate potatoes gonna potate
— Eli Apple (@EliApple13) October 31, 2015
@BuckSpecialists That's what we heard. 55 degrees with a 100% chance of premiere special teams play. Bombs away
— Gopher Specialists (@MinnSpecialists) November 5, 2015
Sportsmanship at its finest.
I never make OSU campus story
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) November 4, 2015
I'm just saying I have some funny snapssssss
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) November 4, 2015
@ChickfilA >>>>>> @RaisingCanesOH
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) November 3, 2015
This is absolutely correct. Canes is really only good when it's free.
Can always count on @Cam_Johnston to screenshot my snapchats to blackmail me with #greatfriend #greatguy
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) October 30, 2015
Shoutout to the dude that just returned my wallet that I dropped. Saved my bye weekend. #realMVP
— samwise (@Sam_Hubbard_) October 29, 2015
When you finish lifting & think you're done for the weekend & you realize you have class from 8-12 https://t.co/oB8a5TuIjO
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) October 30, 2015
TIL: Longsnappers lift. Who knew?
Parking excellence pic.twitter.com/eiH0YYRiPt
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) November 3, 2015
That was my parking job
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) November 3, 2015
.@OSUPrezDrake Our men's soccer team just won the Big Ten
— The Fake Lantern (@TheFakeLantern) November 5, 2015
Remind him what's important, TFL.
Hey @OSUCoachMeyer were at the stadium but no ones here. We don't have an away game, right?
— OSU Specialists (@BuckSpecialists) October 31, 2015
Yeah it's cool to lose all self respect for Halloween
— Majin (@majiiinbuu) November 1, 2015
Right? People walk around with black lingerie on and say "I'm a sexy ninja."
Dolodale Learns Futbol
The Ohio State men's soccer team defeated Michigan Wednesday night with the B1G regular season championship on the line. Cardale Jones, Ezekiel Elliott and maney other Buckeyes took it upon themselves to draw fans to the game.
Catch me at the men's soccer game today, best in the BIG Ten, #GoBucks #BeatBlue pic.twitter.com/tbNRkqyMRU
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) November 4, 2015
Head out to the Men's soccer game today. Winner takes the Big Ten title. #BeatTUN pic.twitter.com/NblGfHIPpd
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) November 4, 2015
#GoBucks pic.twitter.com/Bg5SGCsH2M
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) November 4, 2015
Definitely going to be hitting up the @OhioState_MSOC tonight with @Sean4Heisman1 #chanceforB1Gchampionship pic.twitter.com/oFZvgIIBZ3
— Cameron Johnston (@Cam_Johnston) November 4, 2015
The issue is, Cardale isn't quite familiar with soccer.
Need people to sit with tonight @ the Mens Soccer game so they can teach me what's going on lol all I know is goalie
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) November 4, 2015
He got plenty of offers.
@CJ12_ you should sit with @OhioState_WSOC. we'll help you!!
— alexis degler (@alexisdegler) November 4, 2015
@KeithKokinda @OhioState_WSOC @CJ12_ we'd have to put his skills to the test!
— jllan cvcer (@jill_mclovin) November 4, 2015
Personally, I'd put him at centerback. But Jill McVicker is a Divison 1 soccer player and I am not.
@CJ12_ we gotchu
— Connor's Crew (@BlockOSoccer) November 4, 2015
@CJ12_ cheer when the ball goes past the Michigan goalie...
— danny jensen (@2ndjensen) November 4, 2015
Junior forward Danny Jensen had probably the best advice.
@CJ12_ get a football ready, if I score, you're throwing me a pass from the stands and I'll gronk spike it
— danny jensen (@2ndjensen) November 4, 2015
Unfortunately for everyone in attendance, he didn't score. Instead, he let the seniors have all the goals on senior night. What a guy.
And yes, Cardale and Zeke did attend. Along with freshman quarterback Joe Burrow.
Cardale Jones and Ezekiel Elliott are in attendance tonight. pic.twitter.com/eyqGdvegmg
— Kevin Harrish (@Kevinish) November 5, 2015
Tyvis Was Wrong
Tyvis Powell made a bold prediction last week:
I'm making an early prediction. Next Thursday I'm willing to put my career on the line that the @browns beat the Bengals. I can feel it!!
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) October 30, 2015
Y'all laughing at me now, but when it happens y'all gone say "That darn Tyvis called it." U heard it here first!!!
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) October 30, 2015
A week later, he wasn't backing down from it.
I got a feeling... That tonight's gonna be a good night for the @Browns !!!
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) November 5, 2015
Even midway through the game, he stuck to his guns.
Always remember it's 4 quarters to a game
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) November 6, 2015
Well, Tyvis was wrong. He learned the hard way to never wager anything on the Cleveland Browns. So is he going to quit football?
I just want everyone to know that I was referring to my singing career when I said what I said last week.... Lol
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) November 6, 2015
Honestly, this might be the greater loss. But we're still holding out hope Joel Hale will drop his mixtape soon.
This Week's Winner of Twitter
Decided to go visit my old high school and look through this book. Gotta fix those bad angels I've been taking lol pic.twitter.com/G3kP2S4oUX
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) October 30, 2015
Follow Friday
- Tyvis Powell: @1Tyvis "Can't achieve million dollar dreams with a thousand dollar hustle..." -Fidel Cashflow
- Mark Titus @clubtrillion Mark Titus is the man. With college basketball season fast approaching he is an absolute must-follow. He's a fantastic writer, is incredibly clever and with the collapse of Grantland, he should be on twitter a lot more often.
