You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
We've just about reached that point in the summer where there is virtually nothing happening in the world of Buckeye sports. Luckily for us, Twitter does not have an offseason and we get to see these golden tweets year-long.
There's something wrong with you if you don't like strawberry and cream pies from McDonald's.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 8, 2015
If you clearly see me push the button to cross the street why push it yourself..
— Dante Booker (@book_dont_lie) May 13, 2015
I need to go see the penguin Zeke today at the @ColumbusZoo
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) May 11, 2015
I hope one day I get to find out what it feels like to have a penguin at a zoo named after me. I wonder if Zeke fully realizes how awesome that is. It's the highest praise, really.
The stuff you find on youtube man...
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) May 12, 2015
Eeeee I like that blue check #verified
— D'Angelo Russell (@Dloading) May 12, 2015
Green grapes or purple grapes?
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 14, 2015
All the important questions are asked in the offseason.. This actually got a pretty big response. Green grapes won, but there was much debate as to whether they were called "green grapes" or "white grapes".
Yup. I just gave you a breakdown of a twitter poll of which type of grape is the best. Happy offseason.
Rocket Power and Tom and Jerry are both on right now and I don't know which to watch
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) May 10, 2015
When @E_Spencer6 threw the ball w/ his Dog Tag out to @Cantguardmike & he threw up the "O" w/ his #Zone6 stickers on #NotJustAPositionGroup
— Zach Sith #Zone6 (@CoachZachSmith) May 9, 2015
Valdosta in the morning, Savannah in the afternoon, Planting flags all over South Georgia 2day! #tonsofBuckeyesinthePeachstate!#moreontheway
— Kerry Coombs (@OsuCoachCoombs) May 13, 2015
#kerrycoombshashtagsstrikeagain
@DezBryant still caught it
— Dontre Wilson (@treydayy_) May 12, 2015
Is there a winged animal that tastes like pork? Cuz those would be the best tasting wings ever. #randomthoughts
— Mike (@mike63bennett) May 11, 2015
Australian ESPN playing MLS soccer instead of showing Cleveland vs Chicago Game 4! #kiddingme #notimpressed #getyourshittogether
— Cameron Johnston (@Cam_Johnston) May 10, 2015
I have a friend who goes to school in Australia. He went through the entire college football season without ever being able to watch a game on TV. That is the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life. I would not survive. Never live in Australia. It's a trap.
Life would be so much easier if I was ugly
— BIG EECH (@Meech_Dream14) May 10, 2015
@T_Decker12 sorry
— Taylor Decker (@TDeck68) May 13, 2015
I've always wondered how often this happens. I've also always wondered how many emails players get to their school email address from random people wanting autographs and such. Whatever number it is, it's far too many. Don't be that guy.
Don't judge me but really can't wait to play with myself on 2K #Blessed #Dreams
— D'Angelo Russell (@Dloading) May 15, 2015
I play with myself on 2K all the time. I just have to use the create a player mode and make my character 6 inches taller than I am in real life and I'm unguardable.
@markpantoni that was my favorite sweater
— Joey Bosa (@jbbigbear) May 14, 2015
@CJ12_ been up since 6 fat boy
— Jeff Greene (@JGreene_8) May 14, 2015
@Birm @CJ12_ notice their was no hitch or windup either. Lol
— PROTOTYPE (@DClarkQB) May 14, 2015
Apparently 2017 QB commit Danny Clark isn't to be outdone by Cardale's 76 yard toss at the spring game. And he didn't even wind up... Sounds like a challenge to me.
So this Elementary kid has a shirt that says "Nice Rack" I have officially seen it all
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) May 15, 2015
A live look in with @mike63bennett pic.twitter.com/QO3xS6ILEW
— Blake Williams (@BWilliamsBSB) May 15, 2015
Mood for Cavs game pic.twitter.com/oWaWUs6u0S
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) May 14, 2015
J.T. Barrett Takes Shots at Cardale
@CJ12_ 12 don't want to answer my phone calls b/c I asked him how many nba titles the cavs won compared to the Spurs and he hung up on me
— Jt Barrett (@JT_theQB4th) May 10, 2015
Oh a lot of ya'll didn't like that, and to keep it g real with ya'll 12 @CJ12_ doesn't even like the Cavs for real. He a Knicks Melo fan
— Jt Barrett (@JT_theQB4th) May 10, 2015
But they bad so he had to claim another team
— Jt Barrett (@JT_theQB4th) May 10, 2015
Cardale vs. Joakim
Cardale has a well documented beef with Joakim Noah, and it continued this week as Dolodale watched the Cavs eliminate the Bulls
I see @JoakimNoah ain't here to block shots, get dunked on chump
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) May 9, 2015
I actually like the Bulls but I can't cheer for them against my home town team, I just HATE @JoakimNoah PERIOD!
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) May 9, 2015
Mannnnn I know @JoakimNoah tired of getting dunked on
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) May 10, 2015
I see @JoakimNoah here to play dodgeball
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) May 10, 2015
Paybacks a _____!!! #KingJames
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) May 10, 2015
S/O To @KingJames For That Shot pic.twitter.com/KtKSw7miJe
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) May 10, 2015
Just in case @JoakimNoah don't know 3-2...... CAVS
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) May 13, 2015
He didn't tweet about Noah after his game 5 tweets, presumably because he was told not to, but the point was made. Many times.
this week's winner of twitter
Mike Dunleavy looks like an accountant..
— Justin Hilliard (@JHilliard47) May 15, 2015
Admittedly, there was not a lot to choose from this week. This one, however, made me laugh out loud because it's SPOT ON.
Follow Friday
- Stephen Collier @S13Collier
- Brady Taylor @beTaylor79
