You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
If you're driving a Prius, you shouldn't be blasting Tech n9ne
— Kyle Berger 44 (@K_Bergs) April 12, 2015
Yo @EzekielElliott I might not have killer abs like you but I'm doing what I can to support #savethecroptop pic.twitter.com/C9qgSxHlP3
— Kenny Cunningham (@Dr_Kenneth) April 17, 2015
I just want some Canes and a filet o fish sandwich, is that too much to ask lol
— Kam Williams (@kd__will) April 15, 2015
There is both a McDonald's and a Cane's located in the same parking literally a block away from where he practices. Should we tell him or...?
Mood pic.twitter.com/tT4EQZWSlx
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) April 16, 2015
I ordered a hamburger and the girl literally gave me a patty on a plate... No bun or anything #mindblown
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) April 13, 2015
Maybe we should call it the "Nuern-Burger"?
*shows self out*
The student section at OSU harassed me as a player, tonight they harassed me as a coach! #SomeThingsNeverChange #ImSixEight
— Anders Nelson (@VBDers) April 16, 2015
Highlight of non-revenue sports games: the players and coaches can actually hear the trash talk that comes from the student section.
"@EzekielElliott: I just want to be in the slobs group chat @elflein65 @TDeck68 @Jboren50 @b_price54 @ChaseFarris57" sorry bro you have abs
— Taylor Decker (@TDeck68) April 13, 2015
Mood pic.twitter.com/OatBZfVDgs
— Fidel Ca$hflow (@1Tyvis) April 17, 2015
Add me on LinkedIn: Cardale Jones
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) April 9, 2015
#AllBusiness
The fact that @Cam_Johnston is playing Cricket on his iPad #weirdguy
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) April 10, 2015
This is probably the most Australian thing I've ever heard.
Throwing out the first pitch tonight at the @OhioState_BASE game tonight.. hopefully I do better than 50 did
— Logan Stieber (@_LogieBear_) April 14, 2015
Thompson just got really close to having a new entrance put in. pic.twitter.com/YKi0W0SeeZ
— Vince Lombardi (@inVINCEable23) April 15, 2015
I couldn't even guess how this happened, but it did. Aside from the fact that they somehow got their car stuck on top of a decorative concrete barricade, this person also had to pass a gate and a huge blinking sign that says "DO NOT ENTER" to even get to the part of campus where they were driving. That takes a special kind of driver.
Man I don't care where I'm at I always run from bees
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) April 15, 2015
This man will block Joey Bosa in practice every day with no complaints, but the minute he sees a bee, he's gone.
(And he's 100% right. Give me Bosa any day. I don't play with bees.)
Jessie's Girl, Ice Ice Baby and Girls Just Wanna Have Fun were among the songs played in the weight room today and we could not be happier
— OSU Specialists (@BuckSpecialists) April 14, 2015
Somewhere in my Letter of Intent it said "and you will win a pair of Gold Pants every season you play at tOSU" pic.twitter.com/xK288Eu3FO
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) April 14, 2015
All you kids be safe for Prom ! For the guys without dates, you won the night already. Trust me.
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) April 16, 2015
This week's winner of Twitter:
If they are selling helmets for 1500 I wonder what our jocks are going for
— Joel Hale (@WHAT_da_HALE51) April 16, 2015
