It's 2015, and somehow, people are still convinced Urban Meyer is a career criminal who has lived above the law for far too long. But maybe those people are confusing Ohio State's championship coach with Edward Roy Bennett, who to be fair, does not appear to be a good guy.
AUSTIN -- Police have arrested a man accused of cutting a woman's throat in a South Austin H-E-B parking lot last month.
Around 1:30 a.m. on May 20, a woman was walking to her car with groceries at the H-E-B near South Congress and Oltorf when 49-year-old Edward Roy Bennett slashed her throat and stole her purse, police said. The woman was rushed to University Medical Center Brackenridge and survived.
According to police, Bennett ran away toward the employee parking lot, and police later found the woman's purse near a storage container on a nearby property.
Bennett will probably die in prison if convicted, but that's for a court and a judge to decide.
But seriously: HOW MUCH DOES THIS GUY LOOK LIKE URBAN MEYER? It's uncanny.