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I Miss You 11W

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brandonbauer87's picture
February 11, 2014 at 9:52pm

Dear 11W,

I miss you. I miss us. 

I remember a time when you were my favorite online Buckeye sports bar. Now you're more like that stuffy, snobby, upscale cocktail lounge. You still get me drunk, I just don't drink as often. And I don't enjoy drinking as much as I used to.

I thought Jon Taffer was coming in to re-decorate. I counted to three, opened my eyes, and I didn't even recognize you anymore. 

I got inside and checked out the changes. There was still beer, but I had to count backwards from 100 while gargling water to get any. The jukebox was still there, but I had to use Canadian quarters only. Someone tells me I can still get a burger and fries. I'm not sure I believe him. 

The new bar looks nice, but it just doesn't feel like my bar. I just want easy access to beer and conversation. 


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