This opinion piece has one of the better lines I've read lately.
"Nothing bands men in headsets together like digesting the reality that they’ll have one fewer cupcake opponent."
Join the modern world and quit playing high school teams.
MOD EDIT: Your link appears to be having some trouble. I'll throw this one up that had the same quote.
https://www.aol.com/articles/sec-coaches-united-against-nine-090729000.html