Here's the B1G 14-year rankings of football APR (Academic Progress Rate) that those chumps won't want to hear about. Let them hear about it.

Northwestern: 985.57 
Rutgers: 977 
Wisconsin: 969.64 
Ohio State: 968.07 
Penn State: 966.64 
Indiana: 964.36 
Michigan: 963.21 
Nebraska: 963.13 
Iowa: 958.93 
Illinois: 955.79 
Minnesota: 951.21 
Maryland: 951.00 
Michigan State: 946.43 
Purdue: 944.50