Maybe some of you noticed last edition I made a comment to tune in next time for when Jim Harbaugh got the Infinity Gauntlet and ran amok. Maybe you thought that was just an idle comment. But no, y'all are getting Infinity War, CFB edition.

JIM HARBAUGH 'SOMEHOW' GETS PAST JABRILL PEPPERS, TAKES INFINITY GAUNTLET

Everyone around the world is shocked, absolutely shocked that Jabrill Peppers, guardian of the Infinity Gauntlet, the most powerful device in the universe, was somehow bested. Earlier today, images and amateur video clips emerged of former Michigan football head coach Jim Harbaugh tapping into the awesome power of the Infinity Gauntlet before the city of Muncie, Indiana (well known as the host city of the Infinity Gauntlet) was wiped off the map.

For several weeks now, ever since it became apparent that the Cleveland Browns wouldn't make the playoffs, Peppers was dispatched by the Browns front office to Indiana to guard the artifact, which was no longer protected thanks to oversight by various national and international governmental agencies. While he executed his duties well for a time, he was unable to protect the gauntlet when it mattered most. Former Michigan head coach Jim Harbaugh, who of course recently took over as host of Family Feud, apparently was unhappy with life as TV gameshow host, and so abandoned his duties to travel to Indiana. While no one knows exactly how he managed to overcome Jabrill Peppers given the latter's well-known SEC speed and overwhelming hype, most experts agree that Peppers likely whiffed on his tackle.

Now that Harbaugh has the Infinity Gauntlet, the world itself may be in peril. More on this as the story develops.

URBAN MEYER FORMS SUPER TEAM TO STOP HARBAUGH'S REIGN OF TERROR

As reports came in from across the world of Jim Harbaugh's rampage, destroying several small countries, transforming millions of people into cartons of whole milk, and putting a pair of giant khakis on the Statue of Liberty, governments were paralyzed with fear. However, deep in his sanctum beneath the streets of Columbus, Ohio, Ohio State head coach Urban Meyer was summoning the greatest and most powerful heroes of our generation into a super team capable of defeating Harbaugh.

The roster:

Urban Meyer, the Leader, whose degree in psychology allows him to read and control minds, as well as telekinesis.

Cardale Jones, the Hero of Humanity, sworn enemy of the Badger Queen, a mighty hero armed with various oversized firearms and a hand-mounted catapult that launches buzz saws.

Demario McCall, the Speedster, who is so fast that his coaches often can't see him and thus forget to give him meaningful game time.

Mark Dantonio, the Weather Wizard, with the power to summon QBR-tanking storms of wind and freezing rain.

Lane Kiffin, AKA Joey Freshwater, with a powerful social media presence and the ability to communicate with fish.

Mike Gundy, the Strongman, whose mullet, as with the Biblical hero Sampson, grants him invulnerability and superhuman strength.

Kirk "Action Bastard" Ferentz, the Warlock Supreme, immortal master of necromancy and blood magic.

Manti Te'o's Girlfriend, the Invisible Woman, who is invisible and can also create forcefields.

Together, these heroes will confront Harbaugh and end his madness once and for all.

URBAN MEYER'S SUPER TEAM BATTLES HARBAUGH IN NEW YORK CITY

The great city of New York shuddered under the sheer force of the clash of titans as Urban Meyer's team did battle against Jim Harbaugh and his minions, Dabo Swinney and James Franklin. Despite their incredible abilities to negatively recruit, neither Swinney nor Franklin were able to stop the heroes, and fell before their onslaught, James Franklin suffering a particularly brutal end at the hands of Mike Gundy (see below for dramatization)

While his minions may have been dispatched, Jim Harbaugh proved too powerful even for the combined efforts of all the heroes, and Mike Gundy and Mark Dantonio were both annihilated with a mere gesture. Manti Te'o's girlfriend was also destroyed (although possibly she's just being very quiet). As Jim Harbaugh lifted his gauntlet and cackled, preparing to erase the others, Kirk Ferentz stepped forward and heroically sacrificed himself to buy the others time. Using his super speed ability, Demario McCall tore a hole in the fabric of reality, creating an aperture for the heroes to escape through.

They ended up in the blasted ruins of Muncie, Indiana, where the nightmare all began. But they were not safe, for no sooner did they emerge from the portal than did they see Jim Harbaugh waiting for them, a look of oily triumph on his face.

"Guess that's it," Cardale Jones said, dropping his buzz-saw catapult hopelessly.

"Game over, man, game over," Lane Kiffin cried.

But Urban Meyer rallied the others, reminding them that they were the Earth's only hope.

"In that case, the world's fucked," Harbaugh proclaimed, as he prepared to smite the heroes.

But then, everyone turned as someone gruffly cleared their voice, a voice worn thin and rough by years and years of ass-chewing players and assistant coaches.

"Not yet it ain't," said the man.

Standing on a charred hill, wearing a dusty hat and surrounded in a halo of six glowing crystalline orbs, was Nick Saban.

"Father," Lane Kiffin mumbled, tears forming in the corner of his eyes.

"Get out of here, Nick," Urban Meyer shouted, "he's too powerful, even for you."

"I reckon we'll see, won't we?" Saban said, a half-smile carving its way across his craggy face.

TO BE CONTINUED.