This won't take long-

I am just sad/salty/upset that we didn't play a SINGLE game on grass this season. Not one. Every game was on fake turf. I hate that we have turf in the Shoe, but i can't remember a season where we didn't get a single grass game. 

I never got to see those beautiful jerseys look even more beautiful with grass and mud on them. 

Ramzy told us to rub rub some dirt in it- but we never even had a chance. Rubber pellets will have to do.