So I happened across this on a southern US sports forum.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr76t3iwx0Y&feature=youtu.be  Some laughs and guffaws.  After all, we do need to be able to laugh at our collective selves.  But the real joke is on the SEC, as fans of Big Ten schools aren't collectivists like the SEC SEC SEC.  

But after getting some laughs from this "SEC Short," it got me thinking about my own SEC Top 10 list.  And since it just means more in the SEC, my Top 10 list actually goes to Eleven.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOO5S4vxi0o

11 - After finishing second place in that war of northern aggression, our collective inferiority complex allows our clan (no, not that Klan) to claim credit for all the other clans (no, not those Klans) successes.

10 - Down here "we ain't come here to play skool."  We've got Peabody for that.

9 - We heard Michigan fans think they are a basketball school now.  Well bless their heart.  Us here Vols fans nose Bama is still a rival.

8 - It just means more to our SEC Associate Members THE Citadel, THE University of Tennessee at Chattanooga, Mercer, College of Charleston, Western Carolina, THE University of Tennessee at Martin, LA-Lafayette, Northwestern State, Mississippi Valley State, THE University of Tennessee at Knoxville, Abilene Christian, Towson, Southeast Missouri State University, and Peabody.

7 - If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'.

6 - It just means more to our bagmen.  A whole lot more.

5 - We can lose by 4 TDs to Clemson to you know.  SEC! SEC! SEC!

4 - This is the year that we will pull off a fake punt and a fake field goal.  It just means more this year.

3 - The SEC.  Football and 13 club sports.

2- Hey, even that former Ohio State QB thought eight Power 5 wins should be enough.

1 - Since we can claim Bama's championships as our own, Vols fans are allowed to claim Jalen Hurd as their lone NFL 2019 draft pick.

I know.  I'm not the wittiest guys.  I'm sure our resident humorists can do a lot better.  But I hope this list is a good start.