Note: This is written as a reminder on how not to respond when your favorite team loses or struggles. The fans of Our Rivals educate us again under The One Who Wears Khakis' tenure.

The men so blue are having another meltdown after yet another loss to Little Brother. Below are some of the gem comments from the game article on mgoblog.com. Now you don't have to read all 378 comments.

If you would like join in RBurgundy4's joy, go here. 

The words are theirs. It was difficult, but spelling and grammatical errors were not corrected. 

Comment Of The Night

war-dawg69:

Great defense.....NO offense. That is on you Harbaugh. They brought you here and pay you a rediculous amount of money to win the big ten. Not lose to msu. Harbaugh you owe Michigan half of your slary or more for fielding half of a team every fuckin game. You are starting to look like a real fuckin punk and a joke to me!!!!. Way to fuck over 110,000 people standing in the rain to see your shit show on turf. You and your offensive coaching staff just shit all over all the people who support this team. Dantonio and a way less talented team just bent you over on national t.v.. Way to go...great fuckin job.

war-dawg69 had a lot more to say. Highlights of his rant can be found in the Turning On Their Coaches segment below. 

Losing To Rivals

I Like Burgers:

Hoke was 2-3 vs MSU and OSU in his first five games. Harbaugh is only 1-4 and soon to be 1-5.

BursleyBaitsBus:

If you think our offense has a chance with a 2 star recruit like Ulizio going up against Nick Bosa, you’re fucking high as fuck.

It will be a slaughter. Ulizio will be a laughing stock and JOK might as well be planted into the ground as we speak.

Rabbit21:

Tell me honestly you think this Shit show offense has the slightest chance against OU and I'll listen, but I'll bet you can't do it.

catbeard:

fuck this.

1-2 vs State with Jim Harbaugh. A team that can't recruit worth a shit outside their own backyard comes to our house and beats us twice. What the actual fucking fuck. Fix it.

MGoblu8:

Tonight was a shit sandwich, and we’re going to taste it for the next fucking year.

Badger:

I'm hopping off the train. I'm done with Michigan. Harbaugh is average at best and we will not best OSU until Meyer is gone. We've hit Navy vs ND territory and it's the worst feeling. It's over boys. Michigan will never be what we remember. This is laughable and garbage. Fuck this team and losing to inferior competition.

Jagoblue:

this was a huge recruiting weekend for us too. Im sure the palyers we had from California and Georgia loved seeing us lay an egg in shitty weather. Oh and we havent really had many recruits on campus this year and our next big weekend will be OSU. things are swell

bo_lives:

I was born in 1990. I can remember exactly 1 meaningful win against OSU (2003) that I cared about. I was in fucking 7th grade. I was in 8th grade for the last Big Ten Championship in 2004.

"OUR LINEMEN PLAY LIKE CUNTS."– war-dawg69

Turning On Their Coaches

BursleyBaitsBus:

Harbaugh is not in the same stratosphere as Saban or Meyer. Hell even franklin and Dantonio have more accomplishments.

Meyer and Saban don’t go 1-4 against rivals.

war-dawg69:

My man Michigan's offense is a complete and utter embarassment. They have zero idea how to utilize their talent and neutralize a defense. It is the most painful offense to watch ever. They just do not have a fuckin clue what they are doing. Drevno, Hamilton and his son need to go...

The whole offensive coaching staff is to rosy and soft. We have talented huge lineman that flat out play like cunts, but really get zero help when you run into stacked boxes.

war-dawg69 continues:

Harbaugh is not calling the plays, drevno and shit show hanilton are and they need to go. Has jay harbaugh ever even played football. 

war-dawg69 isn't finished yet:

I blame Harbaugh 100% as he should of got a real coordinator when Fisch left. I personally believe Harbaugh and Drevno are just buddies hanging out having a good time. That shit show I just witnessed is completely unnaceptable and after a bye week or the so called improvement week. That sure is a fuckin joke.

MGoDoughnut:

If we're going to be real I'd take either Dantonio or Urban over Harbaugh. Dantonio does more with less and Urban makes perrenial title contenders. Year 3 and we don't have a viable QB from the "QB whisperer" - fact.

war-dawg69 still has some vile to spew:

Harbaugh you going to hold anyone responsible for that joke of a offense you field.....like your fuckin self. How many recruits did we just lose Harbaugh. Once again GREAT FUCKIN JOB!!!    Nine fuckin million dollars. Ya I don't even care anymore.....FUCK YOU HARBAUGH.  

M-Dog: 

So we have the best defense in the country coupled with one of the worst offenses.  It's maddening. 

And so unnecessary.

blueheron:

But, to the point: My own eyebrows went up when Harbaugh hired his buddy Minick (known to many in Ann Arbor as a reasonably high-functioning alcoholic) for a football job that was realistically outside his wheelhouse.

Outside of the single DUI that didn't prove to be a big deal. Perhaps he even had a positive effect on the culture.

Still, it changes the light on Jaybaugh and Drevno. Maybe Harbaugh is guilty of some cronyism.

fbobberts:

The Emperor has no clothes, Dantonio with two and three star retreads can come into Our House and beat our four star guys. Harbaugh's a fraud. Send him on his way. He was a jackass at Michigan back in the day and nothing has changed.

CLion:

Unfortunately, I think Harbaugh is starting to establish a pattern of losing to teams with inferior talent.

JBE:

Harbaugh’s offense is so fucking boring.

war-dawg69 needs some therapy:

I'm sorry but I am done for this year. Harbaugh just got run up in by Dantonio. Franklin will be bending him over next. He will get fucked in Wisconsin and to top off a stellar year another embarrassing butt fuckin by Meyer and osu. Enjoy!!.  MSU on national t.v. ..........FUCK YOU HARBAUGH!!!!.  OH ya you still get your nine million.

"You have to start criticising Jim Harbaugh. If you don't, you need to be bitch slapped."– Dayday

Turning On Their Players

bo_lives:

On MSU's muffed punt some idiot Michigan player shoved the MSU guy instead of actually, you know, DIVING FOR THE FUCKING BALL LIKE HE WANTED IT. Ball proceeds to bounce into MSU player's hands as he's falling to the ground.

I don't think the play mattered but there's my example. U-M players have no fire at all.

ryebreadboy:

Jesus fucking Christ, how long are we supposed to wait for a decent offensive line? It's been a goddamn decade. 

Losing Their Religion

Chuck Norris:

I've decided that there is a God, and that he is cruel.

Shop Smart Shop S-Mart:

Now all you have to do is learn to hate god, and you'll be fine. 

Those Are Fighting Words

I Like Burgers:

Come fight me bro. Because I want to blame Harbaugh. 

Lil boy blue:

563-7**-11*7 is my number. I will give you my address over the phone

 NOTE: The number is still posted, but I edited it out.

I Like Burgers:

I really want to sign you up for cat facts now.

Lil boy blue:

I am a master of the pussy. You likely are the master of your moms.

Edit: number is still active if you want to talk tough guy

Ham:

It pains me to say it, but I just can't continue with this any more. I can't continue being embarrassed on an annual basis.

matty blue:

You’re “embarrassed?” And you feel the need to inform the internet of this. Congratulations, you’ve made your stand. Now go the fuck away.

mgoblue98:

There are guys on this site that want to fight each other over a football game and they are fans of the same team. There are fans who want to fire many of the coaches. No over reaction on this here site. That only happens on other teams (Ohio State) sites.

 

The Delusional

sharklover:

Shut up. This team is disappointing, but harbaugh is a proven coaching talent, and he recruits well. He's definitely amongst the best college coaches that aren't bribing players to come play at their school

rederik:

I love and trust Coach Harbaugh, and there's no one better for the job than he.

 

I'm Concerned For These Individuals

bsgriffin1:

I fucking hat how I love Michigan. Bc this fucking sucks.

FUCK THIS

freejs:

fuck this life 

Signs Of Intelligence

fbobberts:

At what point do we accept that we might be Notre Dame and the Return to Glory(TM) just ain't coming?

That ship has sailed.

Mr. Jim:

I am getting tired of seeing film clips from winning Michigan teams from, like, 70 years ago being play on the stadium's scoreboard before and during a football game. This university needs to quit living in the past. Sadly, the (distant) past is the only thing it has to brag about when it comes to football glory. Sad.

wolverine10555:

I'm new, so down vote me. But let's just stop pretending we are still a peer of OSU, MSU, hell even Iowa and PSU now in football. We aren't. We are much more akin to Duke, Northwestern, and Vanderbilt. 

RobM_24:

Nobody wants to say it, but Harbaugh might not be the guy.