Doing my internet rounds this morning and catching up with some things from the weekend. This is easily one of the more satisfying sentences I read:

"The pain continues for the Bret Bielema’s Razorbacks, who have now lost 14 consecutive conference games (nine under Bielema) and haven’t won since September 14, 2013." --Gabriel Baumgaertner (SI)

Source: http://www.si.com/college-football/2014/08/30/week-one-saturday-snaps