YTOWN is slacking on his Rambling responsibilities and the offseason demands more bad content. 

Bullet points:

- Haiku is dead; long live memes.

- A part of me hopes the Browns screw up the draft again just because it's funny.

- I haven't watched one second of Buckeye men's basketball this season.

- The Indians will win the American League pennant again in 2017.

- I rarely drink alcohol because it tastes bad.  Long live Zima?

Finally:

Why?

Congrats @pennstateWrest & @caelsanderson- big win at Oklahoma St! Compete in everything you do! #NotAGoodLookOnUs pic.twitter.com/eXMoUmkE5K
— James Franklin (@coachjfranklin) February 20, 2017