I love stupid criminal stories.  This one comes close to taking the cake.  

Click the link.  I dares ya - that is a hard 42 friend.

Talisha Gwen McCann, 42, of Russellville in Franklin County, was held on multiple criminal counts, including possession of burglar's tools and possession of a controlled substance, after she was spotted on surveillance video using bolt cutters to try to slice through a fence at the jail late Tuesday night, the Franklin County Sheriff's Office said.

Sheriff Shannon Oliver told NBC station WAFF of Huntsville that McCann was on a mission to deliver prescription drugs and other contraband to other inmates. When she was arrested, she was carrying two gallon-size bags of tobacco, a cellphone and "a small amount of suboxone strips," Oliver said. 

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