http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/05/kitty-cohen-blue-jays
101 Year old Kitty Cohen became the oldest Canadian to throw out a first pitch at a Blue Jays game recently. She can also get it over the plate, which is much more than we can say for some jerky from TTUN.
It's 8:40am EST and MI still sucks, and Canada is better.