SlicedBread, Jimbo Fisher is coming for you.
Texas A&M assembled one of the top recruiting classes of all time in the 2022 cycle, signing seven five-star prospects and a total of 18 players ranked inside the top 120 in the 247 Composite ratings.
It's an undeniably impressive class, but there's widespread speculation that the Aggies benefitted heavily from some nefarious (albeit legal) use of the NCAA's new name, image, and likeness rules, mobilizing a large and wealthy donor base.
But Jimbo was having none of it.
In his national signing day press conference, Fisher went to war against those allegations, singling out one particular BroBible message board poster by the name of "SlicedBread."
"This is garbage," Fisher said. "It pisses me off."
Jimbo continued his tirade by blasting a Notre Dame vice president, questioning other schools' recruiting tactics, and taking fairly direct shots at Nick Saban multiple times.
Never a dull national signing day.