via the inimitable Timothy Burke:
Cardale Jones' epitaph, juxtaposed for Northwestern:

"Hey Bama I need a loan too."

"OSU recedes faster than LeBron's hairline."

I Love Lamp and the infamous Tecmo Bowl touchdown screen.

"Urban is my Eskimo brother."

"Kanye named his baby after US."

Source: twitter.com/bubbaprog