With his team trailing by seven touchdowns and under a minute remaining, Rutgers' coach Kyle Flood drew groans from fans and media members alike for calling timeouts during his team's last chance to salvage points from the contest.
And yet three heroes rose rose from the distance.
I am of course speaking of Rutgers' colonial cannon guard. (If you're confused about the colonial cannon—scarlet knight connection, it's because Rutgers was named after a Revolutionary War hero. Yes, he must be proud.)
Rutgers went onto claim a touchdown, and the nation was treated to a firing of Rutgers' cannon. It was not something we knew we craved until then.
You all know what must happen next. The winner will win their pick of shirt from our legendary Dry Goods.
- Entrants must be 18 years-old or older.
- The header image must be used as inspiration.
- Photoshop or MSPaint only.
- Deadline is Monday, November 2, at high noon. The winner will be chosen by upvotes.