Braxton Miller is Carrying the College Football Playoff Trophy to the House

By DJ Byrnes on July 30, 2014 at 2:04p
33 Comments

I, like many others, ridiculed the College Football Playoff Trophy when it was unveiled. 

However, I will admit I hadn't considered how it would look in the grasp of Ohio State's dynamo quarterback, Braxton Miller.

Upon further reflection, I think the College Football Playoff Trophy looks quite majestic.

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Braxton said he's in the best shape of his life entering this season, and Ohio State will need every bit of him if they plan on capturing the title.

While this photoshop is well done, I do have a simple critique. There's no way a Purdue UAB player will come that close to taking Braxton's trophy away from him.

Check-ins for fall camp begin Sunday night.

Comments

DannyBeane's picture

Trophy needs to be bigger and have more crystal on it.

+6 HS
Dougger's picture

DJ I think the poor sap trying to rein in Braxton is a UAB blazer from a couple years back. Regardless good find and I hope they make it that far!

I like football

+3 HS
DJ Byrnes's picture

Upon further inspection, we have a winner.

Californian by birth, Marionaire by the Grace of President Warren G. Harding.

Clinger76's picture

I think it says "Blazers" on his jersey..... Either way, you right! It's gonna be harder than that to take it away from him! Gonna be an exciting year. I live in Atl, and I'm gonna be at the V.t. Game. Can't wait.....

Our Honor Defend, I will fight to the end for......O-HI-O!!

BGBOY's picture

The jersey says Blazers, so it's not UCF. 

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

Buckeye Rocket Sci's picture

Must have been Colorado.

"Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence" - Calvin Coolidge

+1 HS
Hovenaut's picture

I'm going to be just fine if that's the only trophy Braxton gets his hands on this year.
 

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

+2 HS
BuckToAsT's picture

I don't give a damn what the trophy looks like, as long as that sucker is housed at the Woody Hayes Athletic Center after this season!

it is time...

+12 HS
dubjayfootball90's picture

This would be a good photo shop by switching the UAB player for a cop and Braxton for Jameis Winston and the trophy for a bunch of crab legs. For some reason, I cannot stop laughing at Winston's "misfortune".

You can feed a bobcat all the chili it wants. That don't mean it's going to crap out diamonds.

+13 HS
bleedscarlet's picture

cop store manager... no way TPD would bother to stop him

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

+3 HS
Ghbuck23's picture

No chance, the crab consented to the encounter

Win Baby , Win

+1 HS
Tanner's picture

The biggest problem with the trophy is that you can't drink out of it. I don't understand why more sports don't copy the Stanley Cup. I don't even like hockey but that trophy is incredible. Winning a championship and then walking around with the trophy and filling it up with beer and drinking out of it is incredible.

+4 HS
Barnsey69's picture

Tanner, you can take your big-beer mug trophy and shove it!

Thank the Maker that I was born in Ohio, cradle of coaches, US Presidents, confederate-stomping Generals, and home of The Ohio State University Football Buckeyes!

+4 HS
cw823's picture

Other than having players who may not be old enough to legally consume alcohol

+3 HS
Hovenaut's picture

There's a Grown and Sexy Lounge joke there somewhere...

(walk away, self, walk away)

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

+5 HS
Barnsey69's picture

Check-ins for fall camp begin Sunday night.

No offense, but this is all I saw here.

Thank the Maker that I was born in Ohio, cradle of coaches, US Presidents, confederate-stomping Generals, and home of The Ohio State University Football Buckeyes!

+7 HS
MN Buckeye's picture

For the trophy, it's all about context. 

45OH4IO's picture

Can someone photoshop the Heisman trophy pushing that ugly trophy off a cliff or something and then we can have a Photoshop Phriday about it? That would be a great way to start my weekend.

+1 HS
Chief B1G Dump's picture

Why didn't they have Master P or Ric Ross design the trophy. It could have been an alltime classic. Instead it looks like a flesh-light. 

chirobuck's picture

why not just use the leg lamp from the Christmas story

 
^ best post ever ^

+5 HS
NitroBuck's picture

Maybe because Ralphie's Dad thought it was made in Italy.

FRA-GI-LE

Ferio.  Tego.

JohnnyKozmo's picture

Does the National Champion also get the traditional wood looking plaque type trophy thing that all other NCAA sports get in all divisions?

+1 HS
BURGEYE's picture

However, I will admit I hadn't considered how it would look in the grasp of Ohio State's dynamo quarterback, Braxton Miller.

Unfortunately some trophies go from bad to, "GOOD LORD, NO..." under the same circumstances.  I'm not a huge fan of the College Football Playoff Trophy, but I guess it could be worse. 
+6 HS
Go1Bucks's picture

That penis trophy is tooooo funny!

Go Bucks!

+1 HS
97Buckeye's picture
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jpbuckeye's picture

Is that trophy for real?

If so what do they have to win to get it, a SF bath house gymnastics competition? (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)

BURGEYE's picture

You're close.  It's a tennis trophy.  Not that there is anything wrong with tennis.  I know a number of really nice people that play.

NoVA Buckeye's picture

My opinion on the CFB playoff trophy

The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off.

whiskeyjuice's picture

Bring it home son, bring it HOME!!!

"You'll find out that nothing that comes easy is worth a dime. As a matter of fact, I never saw a football player make a tackle with a smile on his face." -- Wayne Woodrow Hayes

geoffrsc's picture

"Check-ins for fall camp begin Sunday night."  Finally, yes, yes, yes, yes!

The trophy still sucks.
 

vwhiegs57's picture

Really could care less about what the trophy looks like, even the Crystel Ball looked shitty unless there was a group of Scarlet and Grey standing underneth it! Once this thing takes it's place in The Woody, it'll be the Coolest looking Trophy we've seen!

Drew2006's picture

What's all the hype?? The trophy is okay, we still have to get to B1G title first. 

What's honored in the country will be cultivated there. -Plato