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DJ Byrnes

11W Staff

Columbus, Ohio (via Marion, Ohio)

Member since 24 June 2011 | Blog

I am not a reporter or a journalist. I am not a reporter or a journalist. I am not a reporter or a journalist. I am not a reporter or a journalist.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: The day the Cleveland Browns win the Super Bowl.
  • NFL TEAM: the Almighty Cleveland Browns
  • NHL TEAM: Columbus Blue Jackets
  • NBA TEAM: Los Angeles Lakers
  • MLB TEAM: Los Angeles Dodgers
  • SOCCER TEAM: Aston Villa, Columbus Crew

Recent Activity

Comment 10 hours ago

Not much to it really. Was upstairs, heard some unfamiliar rustling downstairs. Walked down thinking it was my roommate, and there was some crack-head standing there with a bunch of 360 games under one arm and a non-working laptop under the other.

I grabbed him when he went for the door, he dropped the games, hit me. Then the fiend ran onto our screened-in patio area, he did a little fiend shoulder juke, slipped and dropped the laptop. I ran after him, threw him to the ground and was punching him/restraining him while he was screaming "I DIDNT TAKE NOTHING" and me screaming "ROBBER!!!"

In the end, nobody came to help. I didn't have a phone on me and I was in sandals with no shirt (it was snowing outside). And the dude was going crazy trying to bite me and stuff. So not wanting to fight a crack-head to the death/unconsciousness, I just let him go and he ran away.

Had he not been greedy he could've done pretty well for himself that day and gotten off without a hitch. Such is life. 

Comment 22 Apr 2014

Little doubt in my mind it will eventually expand to 8 teams. More money for everyone, after all.

Comment 22 Apr 2014

Yes, this sentiment has been expressed before. You will receive 10-15 upvotes before the sun sets.

I guess my point would be: I didn't ask to write five Skull Sessions a week. Me writing all five weekly Skull Sessions was something ordained from the top. So I guess, like with the site redesign, you're stuck with my blistering #hot #takes on the #death of the #NCAA. 

Apologies, though. It also doesn't help this is the absolute doldrums of the off-season and there's not much news other than NCAA bureaucratic bullshit. (I covered a SmackTalk t-shirt today, for pete's sake.)

Comment 22 Apr 2014

Mike Slive, Mark Emmert, Mike Slive, Mark Emmert, Mike Slive, Mark Emmert. 

I'm an idiot, but it's fixed. Thanks, friend.

Comment 18 Apr 2014

I've been down that wormhole too many times than I'd like to admit.