I'm serious, the man is a genius. Who else has the balls to call only I formation dive plays even when the defense has 10 men in the box. It is truly a lack of execution rather than an issue of being out schemed.
"Dave & Me: A Love Story, or How I Learned to Stop Gameplanning and Love 2nd & 9"
Minimal Gains: The Life and Times of the First Ever Walrus Coach
Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.
Oy Oy Oy Vey. The Jim Bollman story.
4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off
"Goo goo g'joob, Run Run Sack - the Jim Bollman story"
Class of 2010.
What to Expect When the Defense is Expecting Run
I am the Walrus: Jim Bollman's Journey from the Arctic Shore to Ohio Stadium
Lip Service: Or, How I Learned to Stop Shaving My Lip and Love the Dave
Taquitos.
Three Punts and Cloud of Dust: My Childhood Nightmares of Passing on First Down.
"1-2-3-kick", a musical choreographed by JBollman
Johnny Hooker: "He's not as tough as he thinks". Henry Gondorff: "Neither are we".
Checkdowns Are For Sissies: The Football Machismo of Jim Bollman
My First Ever Blackout Experience: The Day I Called a Play-Action Pass and Lived to Tell About It
I Am The Walrus, Coo Coo Ca Choo (couldn't help myself).
"Pride and Prejudice: How No One Would Ever Tell Me To Pass"
"Football Zen & the Art of War: How to run a draw play ... to set up a draw play. "
"New-Fangled Football Plays from the Future: Vol 1 - The Screen Pass"
"Any Given Running Play"
"One Index Card - the Jim Bollman Playbook and Autobiography"
Keep Calm and Ignore the Trolls.
Inside Slant: The Story of Walrusball, and How Calling Play-action Passes on 3rd and 20 Shaped My Life
Jim Bollman: The Day the Earth Stood Still..... and Dave Went Silent
Jim Bollman tells all in "My secret love for Dave"
Run_Fido's favorite word is strawman.
Deliberate Monotony
The Story of Jim Bollman And How To Accomplish Less with More
The Losers Manual
F5....
/epic thread
The Ohio State University, College of Arts & Sciences, Class of 2006
The Ohio State University Moritz College of Law, Class of 2009
Some funny stuff from Bucknuts message board:
Land-Grant Holyland
"Three Yards and a cloud of Punt: The Jim Bollman Story"
"Hotline to Mediocrity"
"Football for Dummies....Like Me"
"Jim Bollman: How I took 'Defense wins championships' way too seriously"
Jim Bollman: How I took the Ohio State passing attack back to the stone age.
"Calm Down and Run Dave!"
Old, but still funny.
"Don't put syrup on shit, and tell me it's pancakes"
No matter how sh*tty the tour is, it's always tough to leave.
Dave: The Life and Times of Jim Bollman
"I like to kick Michigan's ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum."
You fired my friend & I'm gonna make you pay. -Walrus
"How to take 5 star talent and generate 2 yards up the 2 hole" by jim bollman
Who wants a mustache ride?
The Story of Jim Bollman
I can haz clam?
"Old Nessy, Big Foot, Aliens, Tight-Ends, and other stuff I dont believe in"
The tell-all autobiography by Jim Bollman
I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.
awesome thread
Til Death Do Us Part: The Marriage Between Jim Bollman and Dave
"A tragic tale of unequivocal love, pride, and incompetence."