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Michigan, Will in Fact, Be Going Full Zubaz for the Big Ten Tournament

It turns out that Michigan, will in fact, don the awful adizero uniforms from Adidas for their Big Ten tournament quarterfinals matchup with Wisconsin Friday.

The uniforms, unveiled last month, were roundly mocked for their apparent homage to Zubaz, one of the great fashion tragedies of the 20th century.

At the time, reports indicated Michigan and North Carolina State would not wear the uniforms, but Michigan had simply issued a non-denial denial, saying only that they would not wear short-sleeve jerseys, while remaining silent on the topic of shorts. Pretty cheeky.

Remember, there's a banana version of these unis out there as well.

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hodge's picture
hodge on 15 Mar 2013 - 12:00pm #

Guys, let's not judge too harshly: they're simply paying homage to the fashion the last time they were relevant in basketball.

dubjayfootball90's picture
dubjayfootball90 on 15 Mar 2013 - 12:33pm #

Now this is a great burn, good sir.

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Colorado Buckeye on 15 Mar 2013 - 12:54pm #

That slap across the face was quick, deliberate and on target. Bruce Lee would be proud.

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever!

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Bucknuts on 15 Mar 2013 - 1:57pm #

This look SCREAMS Michigan.

It should be worn and fully embraced. . .

 

by losers everywhere.

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toledobuckeyefanjim on 15 Mar 2013 - 12:02pm #

Banana, mustard, neon yellow...whatever you call it, it's ugly. The banana version looks like a used shower curtain. Michigan can have them.

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Jdadams01 on 15 Mar 2013 - 2:40pm #

I prefer "neon-pee colored".

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BuckeyeSki on 15 Mar 2013 - 12:04pm #

If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin'  like Whoopi Goldberg

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BTwrestle04 on 15 Mar 2013 - 12:08pm #

Uhhhh.... I believe you mean "there's" not "their's"

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Flyermike on 15 Mar 2013 - 12:38pm #

Grammar police on a Friday?

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Colorado Buckeye on 15 Mar 2013 - 12:56pm #

if only I could upvote...

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever!

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KBonay on 15 Mar 2013 - 12:10pm #

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Jdadams01 on 15 Mar 2013 - 2:41pm #

Might be my new favorite GIF.

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Vico Staff on 15 Mar 2013 - 12:30pm #

Hail; hail.

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

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hail2victors9 on 15 Mar 2013 - 1:05pm #

What? What?

The dark blue unis actually appear to be tolerable; not likable, but I can stomach them.  Of course, I thought the bleed out unis looked tolerable in pictures and I was, clearly, wrong about that.

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
~Bo Schembechler

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HolgateBuckeye on 15 Mar 2013 - 12:39pm #

Thank you Nike for not subjecting us to awful unis like this!

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Hovenaut on 15 Mar 2013 - 1:01pm #

All Day I Dream About Sanity.

My psychiatrist would be at a loss if I were a scUM fan.

"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

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Grayskullsession on 15 Mar 2013 - 1:12pm #

"if irony were made of strawberries, we' d all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."

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Buckeye06 on 15 Mar 2013 - 1:12pm #

Yea these aren't that bad since they start dark; light on light is where the problems come

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cronimi on 15 Mar 2013 - 1:39pm #

BTN's Brent Yarina picked up on the Zubaz homage too.

Speaking of BTN, head over to their conference dunk bracket and vote for our boy Sammy Slammin' Thompson. He's holding a slight lead over Iowa's Eric May.

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Colorado Buckeye on 15 Mar 2013 - 2:03pm #

Vote has been casted! The fact Oladipo dunking on us is the #1 seed makes me throw up in my mouth a bit...

Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever!

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toad1204 on 15 Mar 2013 - 2:04pm #

I'd like to thank Notre Dame for paying Homage last night and reminding me I need limes for the weekend.

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02... 

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Earle on 15 Mar 2013 - 2:34pm #

Its not easy being green.

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AngryWoody on 15 Mar 2013 - 2:09pm #

I don't get Adidas. Everyone hates these unis. Man they suck. I just want to punch their face.

Our honor Defend!

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ShowThemOhiosHere on 15 Mar 2013 - 2:22pm #

If they're blue, they can't be that bad.

OK, yes they can. 

Class of 2010.

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IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY on 15 Mar 2013 - 4:30pm #

Those unis really seem to be helping them right now vs. Wiskie LOL

"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest.Civil.War.Analogy.Ever

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d1145fresh on 15 Mar 2013 - 5:45pm #

I actually think they would look better if they were Zubaz on the top and bottom. The mismatch between the shorts and the top make it look 1000 times worse. They look like a kid who played JV but is dressing varsity and had to change jerseys in between games. 

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IBLEEDSCARLETANDGRAY on 15 Mar 2013 - 9:20pm #

They kind of look like pajamas

"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest.Civil.War.Analogy.Ever

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Jelligrim on 16 Mar 2013 - 8:06am #

Paying homage to their faithful that wear mullets and think their team is "bad to the bone".

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